Show The Campus Campos Lamp Statistics show that people with protruding tt tc th throw throwaway away shorter cigarette butts HEY MOON Counsel me because Im I'm Deep within a fog Stop awhile and nd pause pause pause-I'm Im I'm Really all agog Tell me whether I sho should Say it now or not Darn it Maybe I could could could- Is it such a lot Such a deep dilemma I have never had Im I'm at wits wits' extremiTy Ty Ty-a Ty a puzzled lad Since my sense grows tinier Should I tell her then That her nose is shiny or Close my eyes eyes again again I call my dog Rumble cause his seat eat is in the rearM rear M Diy My names name's Milk My names name's Mike Lets Let's Shake We are very sorry to report that Noel Leslie and Frank rank Park Park- er are leaving the Wilkes Players in fact already have We in a short and tumultuous career as an embryo dramatic critic have managed managed managed man man- aged to gather a great many im im- Among these the acting acting acting act act- ing of both Leslie and Parker is pre In our humble estimation estimation esti esti- mation Mr Leslie was perhaps the most finished actor of the company company company com com- pany and we clustered eagerly aro around nd the Wilkes every Sunday night to see how he would handle hos los role And excepting the leading leading leading lead lead- ing lady the second man invariably invariably bly ily had a very difficult portrayal to o reach and to sustain We Ve will miss Mr Leslie stage off-stage and on he le is an actor and a gentleman And kid Iii lii Pinky Parker is leaving caving a gap hard to fill Every week this chap had one of those pernickety juvenile characters todo to todo todo do and our oui heart has gone out to the he game lad for the he helas has las always managed to extract from rom nothing We suppose someday someday some someday day well we'll be saying We knew him when when- when Now about pigs it seems that the he family in whole and in part needs money How Tommy Atkins Jr gets this and also capitulates to the h h heavy advances of a certain Mildred p provides provides' much mirth Especially Especially Es Es Especially heated acting was displayed display display- ed by Fanchon Everhart and Gladys Gla- Gla Gl Gla Gladys dys is another blonde wig Gladys Gla ys as a blonde leave us limp with suppressed suppressed suppressed sup sup- pressed emotion We want one of I Ithem them papa Leonard Strong docs does nicely but buts we thought he over-acted over a bit Guy Usher has all sorts of power and a fine restraint And Frank FrankP P Perry rry gave gaye us our next biggest laugh with his escapade with Til- Til lie Art Loft gave gave us the most chuckle with a poem to his Celes- Celes tia Everybody makes mistakes That's why they put mats under the cuspidors difference between Linbergh Linbergh Linbergh Lin- Lin bergh and Coolidge Ill bite Lindbergh came out of the fog Busy No You busy No Well Yell lets let's go to class Say Joe if Im I'm studying when you come in why wake me up willya I IThe The time has come it seems tome to tome tome me to enumerate th the virtues and most noticeable merits of my column column column col col- things which other columns may have but not in the same richness richness richness rich rich- ness of proportion In the first place notice how each sentence follows the pre preceding eding one Closely Closely Closely Close Close- ly too for I tolerate no loitering in my sentences This is planned so so you can skip around more ily ly In the second place this column contains punctuation marks now used in the best s society Compare Compare Compare Com Com- pare those used here with others anywhere no matter what the price Another splendid feature Each sentence ends with a period Editor Edi Ed tor Deck is to be congratulated for insisting upon sufficient periods despite the fact that the cost of periods has increased three hundred hun hun- hundred hundred dred per cent because of the peace Each period has been imported at great cost and each is guaranteed guaranteed guaranteed guaran guaran- teed not to shrink or lose its color A pie may look simple but it has plenty of crust Ticket Seller Do you want a seat in the orchestra Student No I dont don't play So she handed him a bag of peanuts peanuts peanuts pea pea- nuts as he went in Limerick New Style There was a young stude in Rome On account of its it's that kind of a pome The first two lines Make a helva rhyme And the third and fourth are worse Note Pronounce worse as foam History Prof Lecturing The Queen of Spain was was er er was a a- a Voice from Rear Rear A A sprightly dame and a sprightly dame was she HAL THE HERMIT HERl |