Show I t I I I Ir w r 1111 Illi III The Campus Preliminary Note has discovered a form of recreation which he desires t to to- describe to world-weary world It is is- is and he makes bold to express it bluntly roller bluntly roller skating Do not cavil First experience the thrill of gliding smoothly over a hard hardwood hardwood hardwood wood floor to the callope strains of Bury Me Ie O Out t i in in the Lone ce ee before you venture to carp There is a rink on North Main l adv alv where you may glide and antl I slither to your hearts heart's content The owner is liberal he permits ing I So when the too gray for man to tell teli God knows how utter gray just hie to this here rink don the implements and forget the oppressive oppressive oppressive sive cares Its It's really damn sooth sooth- ing Then afterward go to Coffee Johns John's adv and smoke a cigarette cigarette cigarette cigar cigar- ette ove ore ra cup of tea If the reader render belongs belong to th that t more sensitive type of mammal which finds the afternoon hours of four to six six- rather lather difficult he will learn is sure that a roller skating party which ends up at Coffee Johns John's smoking for countenanced is a bit of a relief That is to say bridge and poker and the cinema and even the spring excursions into unfrequented ed nooks all pall on one in time And this skating business is really being done If the discovers you en- en lunging a fag on the Park building steps if he furrows the Olympian brow and rumbles What do you mean by smoking on tho the Park building steps why then be nonchalant non non- light light a Murad 1 4 III The Campus is the young lady who finds herself a senior senior senior se se- in knowl knowledge dge and a freshman in experience She is usually the offspring of orthodox parents who insist on respect to the great god Janus and restrain the daughter fi- fi from fim m any a any ny attempTs tf s at at f following llo iii i the mirthful train of Bachus That Thatis is too say ay she must be in by this hour she must not bring such-and- such such a type into th the house stall She must deport herself conserva conserva- In short the parental birch is kept imminent to force the girl girlon on the straight and narrow This person being of some intellect in intellect intellect in- in sort of divines that infants aint to be encountered neath an overhanging cabbage shrug So Soshe Soshe Soshe she sneaks off and reads books By her senior enior year she has done Bocaccio Bocaccio Bo- Bo caccio Rabelais Flaubert etc notto not notto notto to mention Havelock Ellis Sigmund Sigmund Sigmund Sig- Sig mund Freud etc etc So she fancies fancies fancies fan fan- cies from her reading that the secrets secrets secrets se se- crets of the world are laid quite bare to her And whispered tales of confirm her in the I opinion But all this time the parental mores have been strictly enforced so so strictly will vill aver aver V r with witha a proud tilt of the I wouldn't even be seen seen with witha a man who drinks or They better not try to paw me or Ill I'll show em Hence the males who drink and paw stalk other quarry and her laboratory hours in the science of living are still to be filled She either is beginning to fill them or orwill orwill orwill will soon do so because she is normally normally normally nor nor- mally constituted and is q quite ite a big girl now But in the meantime her opinions opinions opinions ions on the hairy sex are a bit painful when recited in the torrent Her attempts at sublimation are also somewhat pitiful She as yet knows not what ails here hopes that th the will see themselves from the above portrait portrait portrait por por- trait and calls to mind Gather ye e rosebuds while ye may For the Vernal Equinox but once |