| Show n 1111 II I III I The Campus Lamp III I n I Ii I In n I haven't go got a a a hook in the Chronicle office so dont don't anyone anyone anyone any any- one go there expecting to contribute contribute contribute con con- tribute to this column column It It isn't done To Lucasta On Declining To Cross The Th Street Streel To Meet Her IIer Tell me not I am unkind If though we want to meet Id I'd rather if you do not mind Decline to Across cross the street The rhe wisdom ol ot this course is such As Aft you should not ignore I r I love o e you Jou dearest very much But I love Safety more The Unseen Way Vay The Wilkes theatre presentation of the Unseen Way Vay is as ns weird an offering as we have seen in moons Of their own volition chairs move phonographs play lights go out hands clutch bodies disappear dead men walk heartily around and weak hearted people in the he gallery have to be carted forth feet first In fact at one tit tip tiie e in the second act there were nearly as many corpses in the audience audience audience au au- as there were on the stage Mind you the play is not a trag- trag elY Far from it There is a 1 contras contrasting contrasting con con- tras laugh after every stage death and that means lots of laughs laugh The majority of these gurgles result from the actions of one Bobby Blake Franklin Parker Parker Parker Par Par- ker and lads and lassies let me metell metell metell tell you right here that this chap chapis i is good The kids kid's clever absolutely absolutely I oh abs I The plot is one of those involved mysteries in which everybody turns out to be the lost long-lost father of everybody else That last sentence sentence sentence sen sen- tence may seem a bit involved but wait till you see the play Just as I was leaving the theatre theatre theatre thea thea- tre all agog to tell you breathless readers all about the tremendous denouement the manager steps up to me and says Sid friend of my youth promise me you will not divulge the denouement But said I IDid I. I Did we or did we not go through college together he ask ask- aSk I ed Well Well said I. I j I Then promise said me-said he And I I. I did You know how it is companion of your college days etc why I wont won't go into the plot with you Anyway it would take too long Suffice it to say that the whole cast is oke and that Ethel Baker in spite of the exacting role she has las as feminine lead goes over hugely all around By the way Ethel is a former U U. of U. U thespian thespian thespian thes- thes pian and we ought to encourage this sort of thing Noel Leslie plays the part of a man who has suffered and accomplishes what is most unusual in such a role in that he lie does not make the audience share his suffering And Ben Ben in spite of the fact that he is garbed in elongated riding pants and arid tan Shinola polish is simply mammoth as the mystic who turns out to be There be-There There I go again And Frank Perry w was s very sinister sin sin- ister I Do I look good enough for this I date 1 Yes with your girL She I suppose youre you're just crazy to kiss me me He Yeah I have to be Well ole W man see you in hell Yeah you social climber We were going to write a crack about Lucy Freebairn right here but she said our name would be mud if we did Now Mask ask you man to man what can a poor columnist columnist columnist col col- do matter old top I busted my Lifetime pen pen pen- Yes And now I gotta die P die oo- oo ey Remember this is test week and Pm rm not myself Alpha I I have a n brother who is a Beta and is living at their house and is delighted Chi Delighted to be a Beta or to be living at the house Alpha Delighted to be liv liv- ing HAL THE HERMIT |
