Show III III III II I I The Campus Lamp f I ii I Only one Mimi lump please re remarked remarked re- re marked the gangster as the cop struck him on the head with his club Ah Th There re Readers The time has come it seems to tome tome tome me to outline my policies in running running running run run- ning this column and to set down my opinions and convictions so that you readers will know just what youre you're up against These will also come com in handy as as s notes for my biographer i Politics I cannot see that anyone should take other than a n a humorous interest interest interest inter inter- est in which set set of prohibition en forcers encumber the governmental halls That is unless they blow some graft my way Esp Especially ghastly and boring are student- student body politics for the simple reason reason reason rea rea- son that there is one person running running running run run- ning this school and he has done doneit it for for some time fairly efficiently Why anyone should aspire to jobs too trifling for this person to handie handle han han- die dle is beyond me ine Ah h there there there- Name on request I Liquor This is hardly the time or place I feel to go into this subject as thoroughly as I should like I could talk upon drinking with demonstrations for literal hours and often have By the way here is a gem of a recipe I heard last ast week Its It's called the Beta Burp Here it itis is Two parts Gordon Gordon Gordon Gor Gor- don water one part half-part French yarmouth and the rest orange juice and sulphuric acid Stir slowly slowly slow- slow ly y with the index finger until the nail disappears Very nice Women Women is a very inutile and amI unnecessary unnecessary unnecessary un un- necessary sex I believe I find i ithem them hem useful merely as the she part of a she he joke Roland Pollock If I remember rightly J. J JL-haye JL have haye gone into the subject of Roland b be- be fore bre Whatever I may have said of him in those days I now retract on n the grounds that it wasn't strong trong enough Good old Roland The Vigilantes would merely be a name without his vigorous personality personality personality person person- at their head And a good thing hing too I I Union Building This is is' isa a good idea if its it's h handed handled hand hand- md- md led ed rightly that is if there are enough nough billiard tables to go round The Wilkes I like the Wilkes the pl plays ys the acting the actors The fact that I get passes every week may have something to do with this Education I believe that education is all allright allright allright right if you can stand it As for myself I would rather gather my own wn o Somehow after writing that last ast sentence I dont don't feel nearly as iniquitous or heretical as I should Liquor Now as to the subject of alcohol alcohol alco- alco hol ol I would say offhand offhand never never mind me this is just a funny little obsession of mine I The Reason Little Please Boy Boy Please teacher can I I have a couple of blotters Teacher What Teacher What do you want them for Little Boy Please Boy Please teacher you didn't see Johnnie raise his hand Near Tragedy Oh where oh where is our littie little lit lit- tie tle Nell Out in the woods playing with the bars Wont the bars hurt our little Nell Oh no she has a bicycle and knows how to handle bars Where do Alaskans sleep In their bearskins Henry enry dont don't they get cold 1 No dear they are well oiled Do I need a haircut 1 Oh that's it I thought you had a fur cap on HAROLD I THE HERMIT |