Show t V By Dy The Dreamer The lime Dreamer happened along time the other da day just after the sheet arrived on the campusand campusand campus and first turned to his col yum and there to his horror he j found that he had committed a n crime Broken the fourth or fifth well fifth well one of the ten com com- But he rested in peace when he read read a little farther down and found that it was the make up man who made the mistake The error was corrected but the he slug slipped into the wrong place so there you arc are This anonymous business isn't so good after a a while The Dreamer has been called everything from J John to Aaron in the past week Even Eyen in the library there were two coeds sitting across from him and had the nerve to call him somebody some some- somebody body else The Dreamer just sn smiled led ledio to io himself and thought of that B. B B. B D. D type which they so well typified typified typified fied and went right on dreaming Before the Dreamer wrote the following he went to toa a lookingglass looking lookingglass lookingglass glass and eyed himself most in- in While he was wandering around the campus the other day thinking where h he might find the S. S S. S so that he could at least catch a glimpse of her He has not dared to approach her her yet He was wandering nevertheless and likewise likewise likewise like like- wise pondering as usual Before four persons had passed him on the campus he was almost stricken dumb at the imbecility implied in m their make up This set the Dreamer wondering He watched and beheld be be- behold I be-I hold held he did not think that so many people were attending the University University University sity with such dumb looks High foreheads and narrow eyes pinching pinching pinching pinch pinch- ing out at their noses The very symbol of a moron The Dreamer was not simple enough to say this without first consulting an authority on the sub sub- He went to the office of one who knows and asked them about ft it and now the Dreamer thanks God more than ever that he IS an atheist This infernal love making The Dreamer admits that that- he might stand by the fountain several hours during the day and gabble but that's all in his business He was wont to stroll up the back stairs in the Park Building the other day but gave it up as a bad job The stairs were littered with these college derelicts who cannot even en wait until they goto go goto goto to a movie Something should be done to provide love nooks for such social degenerates The boys who put out the Squeal asked the Dreamer the other day if he wouldn't contribute a to their illustrious journal He HeI I was a bit skeptical but after r several several sev sev- eral CIal hours hour of f begging they finally got him to do it At any rate late he will wm try to appear in inthe inthe inthe the Squeal He thought of running his picture there and he believes that he will still do so on the rear page Squeals sell for a dime they will be out Wednesday with the Dreamers Dreamer's picture in them Dont Don't get trammeled in the rush scrambling scrambling scrambling scram scram- I bling to find out who he is for there will be enough for everyone with with your dimes climes The Dreamer saw where a society editor in a certain downtown morning paper had given ghen him credit for singing He sang ang a duet at the party is what what she said in her scandal scandal scandal scan scan- dal sheet The Dreamer may have been out of his mind at that time but he doesn't recall having anything under his belt Neither does he remember warbling a duet Hell He'll leave it up to the girls on V Wolcott olcott street for proof But if that society editor would like him to sing to her he would do so gladly The Dreamer is hurt too she might have mentioned how he played chariot at any rate And while he is thinking about it il Would that society editor please learn to spell his name correctly correctly correctly cor cor- since she insists on giving him all that publicity The middle middle middle mid mid- dle initial is constantly being omit omit- ted Yep the Dreamer has decided to togo togo togo go to the Prom With all this free advertising that the Chronicle is giving the Prom and the Prom committee and with all the new members it cant can't help but be a success So now that the Dreamer has stomped enough out to puzzle the three members of the intelli- intelli gensia in their one o'clock classes He is going right out and find the S. S S. S wherever she is and tell her that he is going to the Prom with her Do you think shell she'll refuse 1 Even Eyen the Dreamer is a bit cal Anyone who would read the Dreamers Dreamer's deserves a Prom date and that's why hes he's going to ask her I The Dreamer hopes that all of j I the girls will not come rushing up j to him and tell him that they read his because he does not run a date bureau and has no intentions intentions intentions in in- of going in f for r polygamy But he thanks you just the same he must be worthy of such larity |