Show bt e. e l m and ever eer the sentences 1 I speak arc are sorry for the sentences I cann cannot t speak Yellow and other equally gaily colored slickers have again arrived on the campus for another season of of-no of no not wear but sh show show for for w-for for it cannot be denied that they arc are a charming spectacle especially ally bene bene- beneficial beneficial to the already taking breath charms of ot our potential matrons and The fact that wet slickers slickers slick slick- ers when the weather becomes cold give one the feeling of close association as as- with the frozen hide of ot some animal is an abstract quality which does loos not matter r it itis is a fellow bed to another another- mysterious practice of the feminine world world- tho the brave cheerful wearing of shoes whose size wa was probably outgrown outgrown outgrown out out- grown before high school days Some day the Slim Spokesman will write a astory story called God gave III H Her r Large Feet The heroine willbe will willbe be a terribly honest terribly courageous courageous cour cour- ageous girl who is disdainful of shoes shoe which fold back her toes Only her wardrobe will include but two types of wear foot wear riding riding boots for warm wa m months and gol gol- gol- gol for the cold season Our esteemed contemporary the editorial writer of t the tho o Utah Chronicle justly protests the boldness boldness boldness bold bold- ness of the freshmen in the September September September Sep Sep- issue of our tion But regardless of whether the beginners violate the traditions of the campus it should always be re remembered remembered remembered re- re that it is never really necessary to put freshmen in their places s That they know their places is eternally evidenced In their amusing efforts And it is our belief belief belief be be- lief that a psychologist would say upper classmen's upper class mens men's antipathy towards them lies ies in the fact that each freshman rep represents the ghost o ohis of I his former self suddenly come to life Let us be thankful f for r th the freshmen in our daily prayers because because be be- cause they may be utilized as barriers barriers barriers bar bar- i for the increasing ever-increasing flow of egotism in our present lives From a cub reporter there has nas been received the pregnant suggestion suggestion suggestion tion of inaugurating a day of silence silence sil nil ence for the campus and the 1 buildings i One day he pleads in which the eternal chatter and silly laughter laugh laugh- ter in the halls and on the sidewalks sidewalks sidewalks side- side j walks would not sound One day in I which all spee speech h would be soft silent and pleasant to the ears cars Furthermore he adds when people talk in n loud shrill voices about things things well well you know that those things do not amount to very much When girls or fellows have nave important topics to discuss they gather ather in groups and converse in inlow inlow inlow low earnest voices dont don't they 1 And The Slim Spokesman warns the campus he has pledged his aid to the cub reporter in helping bring bring- about a day of silence It is impossible to refrain from comment on the drastic rules adopted adopted adopted ted this season by our neighbor the University of Idaho It is equally impossible ble to pitch any criticism we might offer in a anew anew anew new key We Ve can only say that no person or party has ever regulated morals by Dy legislation Perhaps the vicious imagination of such guardians has indicated indicate a victory victory but but it always T Ts is s a success which can be based on surface indications only T The University of Idaho in prohibiting prohibiting pro pro- prot t certain recreations in the lives ives of its students has merely made these recreations all the more desirable t May 1 those who framed these new l rules particularly those regarding l walking read or reread Town and Gown own particularly the short story entitled The First Man Overheard in a downtown book bookstore bookstore bookstore store Student I would like a copy of Madame please the author Clerk Who Vho was dent Well I dont don't l II lit I I l III be her ber his name But he is a dead dead 1 Frenchman who taught another dead Frenchman how to write I I See the U Barbers for a real j haircut II |