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Show A Matter of Acquaintance. - If I knew you and you knew me, 'Tis seldom we would disagree; But never having yet clasped hands, Both sometimes fail to understand . . O That each intends to do what's right And treat the other honor bright. How little to complain there'd be, . A ' i-lfil knew you and, you knew me. :- When Billy Sunday Comes to Town. "When Billy Sunday comes to town, Peel off your low-cut gown. Get ready for a robe of white Although it makes you look a fright. Hereafter Bill is your modiste And, if you're caught while being kissed They'll cut your hands off at the wrist, When Billy Sunday conies to town." |