Show e OJ tt t J. J I never dare to write as funny riny as I J can can can- Holmes cant iI Holmes o mes With this Cynic returns to his his' ardent admirers once more mor after an absence of ot numerous weeks For Forthe Forthe Forthe the absence there he e is no excuse and consequently none is given The Cynic Just didn't feel like writing and so lie lE dIdn t. t But think of the gems of ot thought lost to the world orld through his indifference r e e eOn On Raising the Dev Devil l Some little time ago the Cynic sprung the phrase no en end tt upon an unsuspecting student body And with dire results He had raised a devil which could not be downed do The foolish phrase has has' has taken a mighty hold upon the minds of ot the campus Students have even written written writ ten to the Chroni Chronicle le about it Which indicates that the phrase no end must be very sinister anything which stimulates the student mind sufficiently to bring forth a letter Jetter to the Chronicle must be evil e Word comes that the dear radical faculty group is going t to be depleted ed eft next ext year Sing sad songs and shed bi bitter ter tears But the faculty members who are leaving should be bevery bevery very happy for they are I going away Actually departing Better chan change e that command to sing sin sad songs etc C That Amazing faculty The gods of the upper air have spoken A man may be educated duca and nd only have twelve hours of bio biological lilo- lilo logical sciences And here the catalog catalog catalog cat cat- alog specifies thirteen en But the faculty faculty taco fac fac- fac is going to allow two men to gr graduate with only twelve My m my what Is our education coming to C C S There are advantages to being on the Chronicle For the Chronicle office office of or- fice is the only cool spot on this otherwise heated campus Actually cold Cold like a cold deck Or a cold shoulder Like a col cold stare Like a cucumber Just cold 4 e e Bounty Offered From now on this department will pay 15 15 per head for for each wearer of golf pants or plus fours shot on the campus The head must not be injured nor must the hide and the plus fours be damaged And the head must come from a person not nota a student at the Stewart training school The bounty is offered since Utah has escaped the knicker knicker- craze so far Harvard Yale Stanford and other colleges experienced the f fad d long ago Utah And what we say is why drag civilization up into these yere ere mountings C Its It's a hard life really But pon pone ded this the Cynic is going to graduate The faculty has him But wouldn't they be mad if they knew there was no one one ne upon whom his mantel could fall |