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Show PRACTICAL POINTERS Elmer Jones says If ho had all the money ho has spent for engagement rings he could now bo tho owner of a forty candle power oatmoblle. Elinor El-inor has lind moro engagements that did not tako than any fellow In this country outside of n vaudevlllo performer. per-former. A comfortable person to have around Is the ono who Is always bragging brag-ging about what ho has done for you." T. Egbert Peavey says ho does not believe In fairies any more. He did bellevo In one once, but hcV husband gave him a Unnshlng that cured .him forever. One way to have enough money to get married on Is not to fall In love untU you aro fifty years old and even then maybe you havo not saveJ up qulto enough. It does not 'always pay to Jude by appearances. There nro n lot of fancy looking watch chains In this country with nothing on tho end ot them. Tho selfish peoplo of this world generally got tho most attention. It U all right for ti man to kiss the cook when his wlfo is doing tho cooking. cook-ing. Hank Tumms says ho wants to go down to Mexico to fight Just ns soon as possible. Ho has flvo of his wife's relations living with him and Is nat. urally thirsting for revenge. It will bo an unlucky Moxlcan that crosses his path, It is up to sorno genius to invent a town clock that will keep good time. Anse Judson and wlfo are learning to talk Esperanto so they can dlscusB their affairs nnd the hired girl will not And out what they aro talking about. |