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Show Wallace Reid in You're Fired Wedneseay and Thursday Harry didn't have to do any work except to count his millions but the papa-ln-aw he Bought? "demanded ' . . that io bold a Job for thirty days without being tired and to keep it a secret Trom the girl. . For 29 dayB and 23 1-2 hour ho Jiad slaved enduring the snubs of the girl who didn't understand and-living in mortal fear of the words: "You're fired 1" Now he had Just a halt hour to g nnd the girl's father was Just yearning to see him fall. Harry did ' not have any beans around to spill, and so he spilled the soup. And all over tho girl's new gown. Of course papa-In-law .that seemed only a lost chanco. ne was demanding demand-ing Harry's Job. I But don't forget the polpcrs. Oil,' yos, narry had foiled tho crooks and ! K,all of that, and the old man was' J, knlghty glad to be an "In-law." ! y Xjfo, you won't laugh you'll scream. Ho wanted that girl. He had all ,lho money thaF he needed .but that : 1 girls' dad said he has to work thirty days without being fired. He got a Job as a typist and beat the You're Fired to It. Then he was a xylophone xylo-phone player and resigned Just before be-fore tho fateful words could be spoken. spok-en. Then he became a halberdier come and see what that Is and you'll admit that he waB a bird at halberdlcrlng. Even dad had to admit ad-mit that, and you'll applaud the vie-'tory vie-'tory a little, if you're not too weak from laughter. He didn't need a Job . any more than an Ksqulmaux needs an electric fant-untll the girl's dad told, him that ho had to get one and not be fired. Every minute he was hearing tho sentence You'ro Fired, but he beat 'em to it regular hero stuff foiled the vllllans grabbed the pol-pers pol-pers nnd got the girl. But wo have not mentioned the best part of It. We don't expect you to hear much of tho music this week you'll all be laughing so hard. ' I He couldn't typewrite; he couldn't get away with It as a xylophone player play-er but he had to hold a Job without being fired. Then ho had a chanco to be a halberdier. Ever been one? Well, Harry was a perfect one; ho foiled the villains, grabbed the polpcrs, pol-pcrs, won tho girl and all to tho tuno of your laughter. If laughing hurts you miss this one. |