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Show HOW TO GET SICK Tlio following nrtlclo contains so much rnro good senso that wo c'lp it from ono of our valuablo medical magazines for tho benefit of our read-ors. read-ors. Read it and digest it, and then do tho opposite: Hero aro a fow simple, cortaln, dead ensy ways of getting sick. Thoy aro guaranteed to produco results or you get your money back. If you don't bollovo it, try them onco. By hurrying through your meals and gulping down a lot of poorly cook cd, unchowod "brickbats and mortar" by way of soggy biscuits nnd fut meat that would defy tho stomach of a goat. By novor smiling at meals, ' but wearing a grouch und trying to make tho rest of tho family mlseroblo. Hy overeating nnd underoxerclso; by constipation, intemporanco, and excesses; by ovorlnntlng hurrying, worrying, fretting, stowing nnd strain ing to keep up appearances, By sleeping with tho windows closed, clos-ed, and by staying Indoors all tho time. By drawing moru out of your physical phys-ical and nervous ban account overy day than you rcstoro By always reading medical books, medical nds, and trying to dlagnoso your own case, especially If you did not havo any caso to start with. By taking every old medicine recommended rec-ommended by your friends and your neighbors, By telling ovorybody o'so how bad you feel and trying to outpoint them in their potty ailments. By enjoying poor nealth yes, Just that. Thoro aro n fow pcoplo ono meets who really 6nJoy poor health. Thoy fcoy bad wlion they feel good because thoy aro Just euro thoy aro going to feel worso afterward .i Aro -7 one of them? |
