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Show Two Sorts, One man burns his nouse for tho Insurance In-surance Another applies tho torch to his home because ho has been promised prom-ised a nice long visit from the following fol-lowing relatives, to-wlt: His second cousin, Mrs. Oliver Stalllngs-Spongo- ways, who possesses more double chins than the laws of physical prosody pros-ody prescribe; her five children, all of whom havo musical, elocutionary or hlBtrlonlo talent, except tho third one, who steals everything he can lay his hands on; and her old maid sister, who has been uurrylng to the grave for 36 years from a mysterious malady, which makes it necessary for all her whims to be catored to promptly prompt-ly or ahe will have one ot her spells and probably burst something. Kansas Kan-sas City Star. |
