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Show Clvjlse of Three. "You'll have to do one of three things," declared tb very portly conductor. con-ductor. Tho tickets-SB pnt.benger looked up Insolently, nnd said "Well?" "Show yor ticket, pny )er fare, or git off!" answered the very portly conductor. con-ductor. The insolent passenger lcanod out of the window "And you, too, friend," he Bald seriously, seri-ously, "will havo to do ono of three things." "Well?" queried the portly conductor conduc-tor confidently. "Walk more," retorted the passenger, passen-ger, "eat less, or bust!" And by the time the fat conductor had recovered the train bad left the station. |