Show 1 4 C Cynical ical Notes Ars longus est cst I 1 Some peoples people's idea of heaven is a place where the lion and lamb walk together but ours our's is an ethereal golf course with George Jean Nathan and andI Henry L. L and Eddie Guest I and Dr Frank Crane ne making up a foursome SHEPHERDS Student opinion at the University of Utah is the voice of five student officers who have set themselves to the task of announcing to the world what 2600 students think on a certain certain certain tain question REASONS Speaking of campus questions and and nd eight reasons for not making one does not need to be so worldly wise to know that there is really only one underlying reas reason n That reason I goes just a little farther than Council Council Coun Coun- cil cd Reason No 8 Our ideas of the fair sex cool calculating calculating calculating cal cal- clever curious catlike crea crea- tures I FAITH The height of credulity is one of the fifteen girls who believes that Lois Wilson Vilson will actually select the six best photographs Being misguided misguided misguided mis mis- guided Cynics we have the idea that the selection will be effected by Press Agent No 6 or perhaps by the office boy in the Paramount it offices SECOND READER HEADER For those who have no difficulty with the Primer Is there a Friar in the vicinity Yes there is a Friar in the vicin vicio- ity Do you see the Friar No I do not see the Friar How do dp you OU know there is a Friar in the vicinity Because I can hear the Friar Being worldly-wise worldly and so capable of good counsel the Cynics suggest that the U carry out the figure of speech by taking taki-ng up permanent permanent permanent per per- manent abode on some uninhabited island Why docs does Charlie Dawes insist on oni i having his moving pictures pi taken Ina in ina ina a style of collar that was either out of date a few decades ago or which wont won't be accepted by any gentleman for years I |