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Show "Jusl to Laugh." An old lady fiom a soulhein eotinl took her llrst lalhoatl t tip last week. She noticed the bell cottl oveihe.td, anil tilling to a hoy, she said: "Soiiiij, what's that lot '.' I'nat, maim," he said, with a mischievous twinkle In his e)e. "Is to ting the bell when yon want something to eat." Shortly afterward the old lady l cached hei umbrella up l the cnid and gave It a vigorous pull. The whistle sounded, the brakes wen- pulled on, the train HI began to slacken Us speed, windows wcic Ihiown tip, tiestloits asked, and HI contusion leigncd among the pas- senders. The o'd lady sat calmly thtnugh It all. little dream Iiik' that she was the eaiiM' of the excitement. Presently the I'Mmluctor came running thiough the train and asked: "Who pulled the bell?" "1 did." replied the H old lady, mcekh. "What do you H want?" asketl the contluctor, Itn- M nallenth. "Well." said the old lady, H medltatlvelv. ")ou may tiling inesome H ham sandw Itches atitl a coup or tea, If H you |