Show I r r HOT 1 TODDIES BY TODD Well H as 31 I live and breathe Well Well well well Mates I ask ail you In all seriousness Has it finally cometo come como cometo comoto to this Mates students and fraternity fraternity fra fra- men If It you OU have tears pr prepare pre pare paro to shoot them thom in the near fuI future fu future fu- fu I ture because the is about to tn come upon us Below Delow in lI light ht type typo you OU will find the tho saddest epistle that I h have havo v over o received A very verv dear and loving Iovine- note I should say Mates read what Tillie of the hard hu heart henrt has to say Editor of at Hot Toddles Toddies Utah Chronicle Toddle Dear Dear- i weeks week's Your gentle g hint In last Chron apropos to the tho lack of school I spirit is 18 directly responsible for tor this epistle but the spark has I ered erod long I write It for the benoI benefit beno- beno I I fit tit not only onh of the author of th tIn th stimulating criticism but for tor allI all I male members of ot the A A. A S. S U. U U U. and anyone else who has not awak- awak ened to a eo mod modern rn view point I No denying the truthfulness Of your statement that pep pcp Is tics fly A 5 minus factor actor on this campus But nut heres here's a remedy remedy remedy-fiC- Re Results suIts guaranteed I 2500 students divided d by 2 equals equal 1520 GIRLS excluded from participation pation In Ill all aU the th frolics and demon demonstrations dem Oem on which are the tho spice ot or college life and arid the root toot of ot the tM rooters rooters because th they ar are Pa Pay tuition Bone Done f for r classes Love the U as is much as aa you rOu But you stick em These Thes same lassies In th the background Bet Bt you do clo del Expect us to bo be bursting bunting with enthusiasm and Utah spirit But I demonstrate snake dance root or ori i otherwise express 89 our honest ex exuberant ox- ox youthful feelings Hor Hor- i rore no no It wasn't done dono In my days Be lie modern Neither wa waS bobbed hair and id hiking breeches ches The They were once unladylike and Immodest Im im- im modest mode perish modest t perish t the tc o thought You complain that 50 tiO per pel cent centI I fellows follows equal only 50 p per r c cent nt pop pep Try Tn this solution 50 60 per cent tell fellows ws plus 60 50 per percent percent cent girls e equals per cent Utah spirit It'll work A LOYAL JUNIOR JUNIOn CO COED There are times when Just offhand offhand off off- hand without a a. terrible mess mers of ot cogitation I am not so eo sure aure of ot the proper thing to sa say eay In the first place pineS I am nom on the th pan One On of ot our young Tilliea has bas properly corr corrected eto 1 my way of ot thinking thinking- My dear Utah l ter a a. million n. n apologies That isa la is laa lan a n fact Im I'm BOrr sorry It has hILs forever been toen a habit of mine to forget the e co-e- co eds s and in a case cau like mine It Is Isa isa a 4 perfectly natural thing to do Let me state what I think If It you ou women women wom worn en want in a snake ke dance get In Tho The more mor the merrier If It you ou g get t in In It is a a. pipe that the men aro are coming or else also there thoro are ro oats In it t. t If It 1 I l know now anything about men mon there wont won't be any onto oata Child 1 I liked your our poem oem linn p. p I he hoard heard rd some young joung droop k lag Ing In our drug dru store Monday p pm p.m. m. m and arid Ill I'll finally catch tt tho the runt r and educate him If It it takes till Judgment Judg judg- m meat ment nt da day daj He W was plenty noisy but some somo day he will get it lt dropped on him and then th the thO party will bo be all ll off for him It Is a Il fact tact that S some soma of or these from nowhere en enjoy enjoy on but It Would joy joy- this throat throat cutting cutting surely bb appreciated if It they would ke keep p it to th themselves es and not bother tho the peace-loving peace citizens who have something else e to think about 1 think that he ha hl oats In his pockets pockets pockets pock pock- ets and wears suspenders suspend That wasn't his football same game anyhow Now I think that Utah lia hAS Ima some sem organization and know it too From tho thc stands the best support In th the world and the final hurray hunny is the fact that It was waa done dona at the tho proper time Im I'm for that kind kina of ot support Cert Certainly Ii is the tho business and It certainly helps Utah nay Have you ou arrived Mates we ought to be plenty proud of oC this Utah team They can show th them m how It Is 18 done don wet Wt or ordry ordry dr dry and with th the proper combination tion going can make mak thorn tham talk to th themselves all the w way y hom home Here Is 15 something something- to think about Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps Per Per- haps th the s score ore should havo have b been en a n tie tic Maybe l I dont don't know kno but 1 have be boOn been n told that there ar are aro many things that make mako it mighty hard to todo todo do do such as wet field muddy ball wrong number of downs being reported to the grid g and a few UW little little lit lit- littie tle tie things s like that No o one erie on the team can be blamed for that so 1 cant can't offer a pra prayer er for a tear d ai dont don't want vant to hear any The best Dart nf of It t Is IA T r- r haven't heard manY I I and dont don't expect f c t them t. i-t. d dI I S I Now I like the spirit Good losing losing los los- SIng ing Is 1 a lot better than poor winning winning win win- ning end and Utah's conscience should be bo a as clear as a hell bell Is la It Tell em all noli to hurdle that Ill I'll say It is Furthermore Utah has th the the- best beet and scrappiest te team m In tho the conference nc b bar r none and no nr arguments to tho the contrary I ha have a wild hunch that the noisy Tiger Tiser fears tears anI and respects re respects re- re us plenty Mates 8 get on this Arizona and b best beat At th them m to ft a pulp That Is hi the C game m W we ve want to win anyway They think that th they y belong Lets Let all an prove c It to them that th they dont lOnt T |