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Show TMOUQHT HE OUGHT TO KNOW. Traveler's Appearance Indicated He Had Traveled Road Asked For. An enterprising (icorglan had bought an automobile, becamo stricken with tho touring fever, and as a result had lost his way In n (leorglnt wilderness. A signboard nailed to a tree attracted his attention. It hnd been posted whero some pious folk had been holding a camp meeting and read: "You Aro on tho Wny to Hell." ' Ho 'vent slowly on, nnd meeting a farmer driving an ox team, ho said to him, after tbo patient animals had bo-como bo-como duly reconciled to tho new convoy con-voy anco: "I understand I'm on tho road to hell. How far is It from hero?" Tho farmer eyed him for n few seconds, sec-onds, and noting his mud-splashed clothing, goggles, cap nnd baggage appearance, ap-pearance, drawled out: "You r.rtor know more about It than I do. You look like you'd just broke looso from thar!" Automobile Magazine. |