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Show Wise and Otherwise The pretty little girl who has been wanting so bad has learned to swim at last. The high school yearbook, the ttletal", has arrived and it brought with it some excitement the nature of which we do not exactly understand, but we know that, several fellows are on their mettle. A certain fellow in town was called on the phone a fe day ago and the party called "Is his 1-9-4-8?" The man answering the phone said. "No; this Is 8-5". but the caller broke In on him with the response. "1 know this Is 1!18," and thin hmg up. A fellow who left here nearly two weeks apo for the state made famous by Carrie Nation, Sockless Je.ry Simpson, Simp-son, John iRrown and others, has not been heard from In the camp since his departure, and in view of the fact that jhls route of travel led through the broad state of Wyoming there Is some j little speculation as to whether he ; succeeded In getting through that I state. He has a decided dislike for I Wyoming, said so before he left, and possibly may have stopped somewhere along the line to give vent his feel- llnf?8- . C- . v Not long apo some boys were preparing pre-paring to take a little trip out ofj town. It wis shrrtlv after dark and i they thought thnt a little white lightning light-ning would add Immensely to the pleasantness of the tourney. In fact they felt certain that such an article was almost indinpensible and they commenced looking about to find the desired joy water. It ws hnrd to find, but they goon found a man who told them he knew where he could get ihem a pmt of the best stuff that ever gladdened the heart of a thristy guz-2ler. guz-2ler. He thereupon collected a five-spot five-spot Trom the bos and went awny. In a llttlo while he returned with a bottle bot-tle full the appearance of which would ( make a man's month water. They were delimited and the man went his way. but can you Imagine the chagrin j of thee boys n little Inter when they campled the goods and found it plain water, colored to suit the wension |
