Show I I ERG 0 1 i I In the spring a a. young oung mans man's fancy tancy turns what to to what a a. girl has been thinking about all aU winter THE TIlE INSPIRED INSPIRED COMPOSITOR Wo 0 a f a a. column did not think much o of and ers except to cuss them when they balled up our column until last week Now wo think the worM world of ot them thorn thc they aro ore birds and I I have e a a. vast fund of humor In last i i weeks week's we read rend In the list of ot U day assignments s tho the following following fol tol- Jowl lowing Hoopla squad Claro Hagen Hagen Ha- Ha gen chaplain tiC 4 THE COMPLETE JOURNALIST By ny Irvin lu Port Part C. Having Ha torn the curtain from the machinations of ot the press tho the sago ago of ot tho the ages will now discuss with tho the greatest daring tho the methods methods methods meth meth- of or writing in jour Journalese alese Thio Thie week we wo will hear of ot Interviewing The city editor of a n. great metropolitan metropolitan metropolitan met met- newspaper see seo part IV of ot this course gets sets wind of ot the th fact tact that Professor John Henry noted Bulgarian geyser gey- gey ser has entered the gates of or the tho city To think with him is to act and a a. couple of ot hours hOUTS later a calloused calloused calloused cal cal- loused reporter stands before the great man Ah says the tho great grent man delighted de de- lighted at the thought of being in interviewed interviewed in- in be bo seated Mr Worsen Worsen- go google ogle Mr Is seated already but tl th great man must be hospitable Ah says tho the great man You ou may tell ten your our readers that within the next four tour years civilization will have de decayed ed and man will again as-aln be treading the limbs of or the tore forest st st. Likker and snuff and mah are slowly undermining the moral of the human race and the fall taU Is at hand By my marvelous experiments experiments experiments ments on white rats I have havo proved without the tho shadow of ot a n. doubt that can not exist without without with with- out out out- Very true very true says the reporter but are ara not the young women of or this fair most beautiful beautiful beautiful beau beau- Indeed yes replies the sor Love can not last when vita vita- mines are cast out the window and without love lo the whole social fabric fab tab ric will decay By my famous law of ot the number I have proved that nuts and herbage are the tho only only only- Interesting and startling professor professor pro pro- fessor says saS the reporter and andare aro are not the wide streets of or this fair tair city most amazing and enthralling on- on Gorgeously so replies the professor Now SNow my y theory and itis It ItIs Itis is well founded completely disproves disproves disproves dis dis- dis- dis proves the atomic hypothesis Einstein Einstein Einstein Ein Ein- stein is wrong and Newton a failure fail fail- ure ure- ure C C TIME IS NOW NOV PASSING Novel Indeed says Mr Wor Wor- and Is it not your opinion that Bird Center will double its size In the next three months 7 Beyond the shadow of or a a half halt halfa a doubt replies the the- professor and would continue his discussion but the reporter Is gone He Ho has received re received received re- re satisfactory answers for his three stock questions and another another an an- other notable has been Interviewed To Bo no Continued |