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Show OBEYED THE DOCTOR'S ORDERS But Physician Forgot to Put Limit on Occasion. A farmer came Into town and went ; to see his doctor, saying that he did : not feci well. I Tho doctor advised him to take a stimulant onco In a while, but tho , farmer said ho would not set such an example: to his son, who was growing up. Tho doctor asked him If ho shaved. "Yes," answorod tho farmor. "Then," said tho physician, "put a oottle of whisky in your shaving cabinet cab-inet and every tlmo you shavo take a Httlo." Tho farmer said ho would, and departed. de-parted. Tho doctor did not see the farmer again, but met his son about a month later, running up to him on tho street. "I was just coming to your oClce to got you to glvo mo a certificate certifi-cate to put my father In an lnsans asylum," paid tho son. "What aro tho symptoms?" asked tho man of me.dlc.lnti. "Ho wants to shavo six and seven times a day!" answered tho son. |