Show Tho The Freshman play will bo pro pro- pro pro-I santed Friday and Saturday evenings evenings eve eve- at tho Salt Lako Lake theatre a d' d It Jt IB Is to bo ho hoped that tho the Sophomore Sophomore more moro cl class s docs does not be become como too frisky at tho the expense of ot tho Freshmen Fresh Freshmen men and incidentally tho audience liar lar r bo be It from us to discourage class commotions but It Is 19 to bo be hoped that the present Bopha can I think up ups something a n bit moro more original than did tho last years year's year second men Tho rho pastime of ot permeating the atmosphere with powerful pone pene and unpleasant lUant odors is 15 not only ancient In ill custom but it has grown voluminous white whis k kers rB and has hns outlived Us its useful useful- ness In tho first place there Is nothing particularly clever about tho the stunt and In the second cond place It never achieves Us its final object except as being an advertisement and a 3 very unsatisfactory one of ot tho the Sophomore activity Disagreeable gases sent down tho the ventilators during performances are rather hard on the spectators who by tho the wa way number more than thana a LL few tew upper classmen and a 3 great greatman man many townspeople among them It Is a very ery po poor r c exhibition of or University University Uni Uni- of ot Utah spirit to put on such sucha a piffling childish exhibition of Imitation spirit We sincerely hope that this article ar- ar has the desired d effect of de developing do- do the originality of ot tho the ambitious am 1 Sopha If It you cant can't think I am-I I of ot anything more brilliant than that II to do do Sophomores something should bo be done to reduce the lazi large supply of ot bone bono carried above the ears earll of class members j III a t. t Just why Is It that thero Is no norest norest norest rest loo room 1 on tho the campus for men I We Va assume that tho the girls will havo I Indulged In many late hours houf and will bo be badly in need of ot snatching a i few hours sleep leep between classes Then W we place them between snowy shoots and on cretonne nil nil- lows on a A. couch of ot mat downy tresses The room Is the tho product of or the dear absent Dean of ot Wom Wom- en If It tho the young lady In iii question questions Is s suffering from a 0 too early al alack attack attack at- at tack ack of ot wIsdom teeth she sho la Is ablo able to lo much comfort by lug Ing ng upon tho the large largo and variegated patterns of ot tho the artistic draperies It If f her struggle with the contestant contestants Is s too painful she sho has hns but to pause a 0 moment to think of ot tho the dynamic t character of ot the tho woman whose presence seems to fill the room at ather her left and she will promptly I be e given strength to overcome her burden Ample provisions have been beon made maden In n case enso she sho ia is suffering BufferInG from either r I I chills chiUs or a a. sun In fact tad the rest rost room has pr presumed that she probably is suffering from both at same Ume time for tor there is an extremely warm radiator I I under the small pillows of ot each cot and Sand the tho window against which tho the radiator Is attached Is invariably open In in-a in a stiff five tive inches that cant can't be bulged Comfort is Js tho the motto of ot the womans woman's r rest t room and It extends even to the woman who taps one on tho the arm every ten minutes minute to inquire Aro Are you really sIck girlie Remedies have ha been boon cornered for any ailment that may afflict tho the feminine portion of ot tho the school chool Of Ot course it might be truo true that girls keep hoop much later hours than men I and it might bo be truo true their teeth are aro particularly ambitious am am- and do not need encouragement encourage encourage- j ment and perhaps men dont don't need concentrated applications of ot heat heaton on ono side aids of or their necks and cold on the other Atilt If tho the truth were known It might ht bo be found that thero there Is ground to suppose that tho I I rumors aro truo true that disclose the fact tact that men have been known to suffer from such Buch ailments alIments Thero There is just a Do possibility that they are aro human Think ot of that delight our young men would derive from being seen Been prostrate upon such comfortable cots In such fitting surroundings similar ones of ot course courso There they could groan In misery miser without In Inflicting inflicting In- In meting themselves upon other healthy students Ono One might tn 6 hear henr them thorn diagnose their Individual individual ual uBI aliment ailments for tho the benefit o ot of sympathetic listeners They might enter r Into cl elaborate borate accounts o of oC symptoms and remedies j and the tho room would buzz with such analyses Everyone knows Vs that a 0 man suffers suffers suf sut- fers ferB much more moro from oven slight ailments than wornon do So that It might bo be advisable to take taka a afew afew few trow helps from Jigga and install an attractive e attendant to guard against t sudden Budden seizures of unknown unknown un unknown known maladies As It Is Ie tho the man mai n who Is suddenly od with great lashes of pain can only omy pace madly up and down tho the b basement ement lof of ot tho the Park building Such a 11 procedure pro pro- Is dangerous for tor he is la quite 1110 likely to lose his temper and offend offend of ot- fend tend every cry friend he may havo have If these thes measures are adopted for fora a rest room for tor men Its success will bo be Instantaneous Authorities will be bl surprised at the number of men students who ho have be bean n en enduring enduring enduring en- en during fatigue ln and diseases dis- dis eases casei of ot all varieties Just now j the cases must overcome o th their lr dreaded diseases In their usual haunts about the campus camu and th tine the only remedies that they are aro ablo aulo to find ind are the candies candles In tho the bookstore |