Show I HELP ANI ANIA A 4 cold Is a I. I nuisance It not eni only works worl fI harm and inconvenience but damage damase It is III an offensive y- y Ipg In unpleasant and aud obnoxious thing It I 13 Ia not only a nuisance affecting the tho afflicted person bu hut but t a a. trouble affecting the rest of the community In fact tact the sufferer becomes a pub He lie nuisance The rho cold bearer is nev never r quite sure whether he deJ a alt all of ot his hi 8 silt suf feting fering It 8 Is la rather hard to believe Ve that an hours hour's exposure can cause all tho the unpleasant disorders that reI re re- suIt sult Nothing In Ute the world should I be able to produce such terrible I consequences It is 13 much o easier to believe that for tor some strange reason rea rea- son providence has hils acquired a grudge a against an Individual and andall has all started throwing thunderbolts to ely completely exterminate the Innocent innocent Inno inno- cent offender Every sufferer Is positive in his belief that tho the world I Is the tho most dreadful drel place in the universe that It i la 11 better to bo be dG death dead d than alive e and that all people forces farces and ad conditions are united to toma tomake tomake ma make O his life UCe too painful to endure endure- He sits around abound with an abnormally abnormal abnormal- ly swollen nose propped up by a stiff arm His HIli eyes oes water at noth ing Ins if Jt he Is spoken too ho will weep huoi buo buckets eta ets fun fUll of ot tears tear Every pocket et Is s crammed with bulging handkerchiefs He lie even contemplates contain contain- plates simplifying the whole process by bf placing a a. blotter under of offending of- of I fending tending sense organ that insists upon eliminating perpetually His pockets pock pock- eta ets bulge with cough drops drop He ne has tried every variety varlet from tram Smith Brothers to Menthols He lIe Is willing willingto to enter Into a discussion of ot their different upon tho the all slightest e excuse Ho has hu lost his enso eno ot of smell arid and his sense pense of taste In fact bet life ute has become just jut one darn misery after another and suicide becomes a a. desirable pro prospect Ho lie isn't the tho only one ono to puffer his perpetual ual cough destroys the p peace nce of mind of oC anyone w who Q comes hearing bearing He Is sure lure to In Interrupt interrupt In in- the absorbed students If he tries to study In tho the library if It lie he deckles decides t to 10 go to class clau the cough succeeds i II In breaking up the tho lecture leol of oC the conscientious professor Into a a. thou thousand nd disunited pieces At Aster After r a few minutes his sharp bark produces produces pro pro- duces the same ume effect upon tho the worn nerves of the other students In the room He Be gives tho the same same- result that thata a n. machine gun un e exploded at regular intervals would Rive give His raspy voice sends shivers down the spine of the unfortunate person ho hp attempts to communicate with After a a. proc process u of ot elaborate t throat roat clearing his voice may ly 11 filter liter out a It high trembling so soprano soprano soprano so- so or a II deep thunderous Js b bas basit pasa li It begins with gusto and iUs before he Is half halt through for another another another an an- other Interval of coughing and ha etch I of ax C so It Is not only painful to listen to the he cold cold bearer It Is hard hl to look at him hint Ho Ue Is so miserable that t he ho effects affects even en the most humorous humoro ob ob- ob server His Intense misery transfer transfers trans trans- fers feres Itself Immediately t tp any ot of othi ottile hi tile his companions He lie come to be avoided as a. a abloom loom distributor Even ven tho the most moet patient of his friends find excuses for traveling rapidly In Ip theother theother the other direction Ho Tie sits like a big ble- bull dog doer ready to hark bark and al snap at the slightest O excuse If lC he lie Is annoyed In any manner he may even tear tho the of offender of- of tender fender into threads Ills His entire disposition this ells po position Is wre wrecked ked and he should see seo to It that students afflicted with this malady should not be allow HI to come corne upon the campus camp They arc aro a hindrance In any school hool ac ac- ac I ty i |