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Show Hades Located Once More. "Tickets," said tho conductor of a north-hound excursion train out of Kansas City to a man who had been imbibing too freely a few nights ngo. "Ain't got no ticket," said tho inebriate, in-ebriate, half aroused from his slumber, "Where aro you going?" asked tho conductor as be shook him. "Ooln' t' hell," was tho drowsy ro-ply. ro-ply. "All right," said tho conductor cheerfully. "Wo'ro due thoro at 9:30 o'clock. Glvo mo sixty cents and get off tho train when tho brakoman calls Leavenworth." Newton (Kan.) Ro-mi.. Ro-mi.. ... |