Show WILL APPEAR IN ENGLISH AS USUAL lIE clerk sat In the window THE 1 dangling his feet over the side sille of oC Park Parl building lie He turned his I head hrad to look at the president who ho a wag sitting at nt his deck These young men ho he said with a n flourish toward Var tho the busy campus that lay Iny spread just below him These young men and women are ale the very height of ance An educated man should be beable beable able to speak on history languages philosophy arithmetic science pharmacy politics and stationary en en- We e mu must t have ha a new In ln- trume it of education that will achieve this Ideal Idea The clerk brought his feet Into the office and looked looke fixedly at the bewildered president The other ro rose roso o and tore tOIe his hair in Ir anguish How v I grieve for tor these young youn men By Br the time I was a a. senior In t hersity n I had learned t t. t speak peak English Something must be done r El What shall I do Tell me m my lo el lovely man what can I do There is only one one I an answer replied replied re reo I plied the first Those who cannot speak ak English must learn to speak Syrian Sanskrit or Hindustani Those I who cannot count their change or ot overdraw their checking accounts account must bo be drilled In the tho principles ol of calculus Those who intond Intend to devoto their life to night work must be bo fortified fortified forti fortl- fied tied with Ull a knowledge of astronomy and plane piano sailing by b the stars Those who are arc timid hearted must trust learn hoP how ho fo to P not net In a musical comedy But how howShall howshall I Shall snaIl it be done clone How shall It be done dono The clerk himself over o th the theAdo Ado do of the edifice and hanging by hi his toes from the window sill searched the surrounding atmosphere for tor an Idea Ho Iio should most undoubtedly still be bo searching for Cor It had he not found the Jewel for he was an Industrious youth Ha IIa ha I have It it ho he cried atho as a tho the president pulled him In First you OU wait till all the subscriptions tc to the year ear book boole are paid In Tho The president nodded and looked vainly at the calendar on tho the wall When will that be The clerk appeared to n not net t have ha heard him Then If It you print the book In Chinese or Arabian or Basque Basque Bas Das que they would have ha to learn the language before belore they could read the book And If IC f they want to learn what whal they did in school the they would have to mako make a translation Also we might might number each page by calculus so 80 if a ft girl Sirl wanted to know what was the number of the page her picture was on she would have ha to work a problem I In mathematics The president looked serious Alone A Along long lone and heated discussion followed Then one beautiful stormy storm day of winter the tho head of the printing department department department de de- de- de came running excitedly Into I going to do I the office What am What am nm I 1 going to do I IThe Tho The president sighed Dear me 1 dont don't know We Vo cannot complete the tho book ti I The Tho president Jumped to his feet Ceet I IA A great sob tore through his heart Ohl Oh My poor students Tell m me wily why I The poor man looked furtively to toward toward to to- I Iward ward the tho door Well Spell you see sec its ft like this Hindustani is a pretty good lingo lInso and you ou can say most anything you want from to what what not I But Hut they haven't got bot a a. word for tor Uton- Uton I Ian lan and what whal are we going to do do You cant can't have a book without a name can you 1 The Tho president thought deeply He lie leaped to his desk and wrote rapid rapid- ly Ho He smiled My ly man you have given ghen me mo an on inspiration One may havo have a n. name without a book The printer shrieked with Joy Well why didn't I think of or that But continued the president It Is plain that you ou cannot have a book without a name Nol I am afraid that we wc will have to print the book In English Yes education Is a I mighty fine fino thing but it isn't much good if It It hasn't got the word in It ft Print It In En English my dear fellow and tell that Hindustani Hindustan W wo we 2 hired that he Is too Ignorant to fill the bill |