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Show i WHY A MAN LIKES A DOQ 01 Course There Are Other Reasons, but These Are the Ideas of the 8urfragette Lady. "Why does n man like a dog?" responded re-sponded the suffragette lady, fiercely, fierce-ly, and repeated. "Why does a man llko a dog? Well, thore are numerous reasons, though n dog Is not a reasoning reason-ing being. A dog will lick tho hand that heats it; a dog will cat a crust and a bono and bless the giver; a dog thinks wbatover a man des Is right and proper; a dog has no rights that a man Is bound to respect; a dog asks no embarrassing questions; a dog Is always grateful, no matter for what; 1 a dog does not ask the man to stay at home nights; a dog Is satisfied to love i the man w bother tho man Iovob tho j dog or not; a dog submits to any and i all Impositions without protest; a dog does not consider Itself a man's equal; j a dog lots a man havo his own way; a dog doesn't want to voto; a dog Is ' Just as glad to see a man when he gets In at throe o'clock In the morning, morn-ing, almost helpless, as if he hadn't gone out at all; a dog has no mother In sight, and a dog can't talk back can't talk back, mind you, nor won't talk back That Is why a man likes a dog." |