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Show WINS S100 PRIZE The $100 prize for the best set of ten answers to tho questions In Life's Examination Paper has been awarded to Maude Bonner, 102 Williams Wil-liams Street, Providence, It. I. Hero are the questions and tho answers of tho successful paper: 1. Should a, suffragette marry? It she can. 2. It Diogenes iWexe searching America for an honest man, where would ho be least likely to find him? In u female seminary. 3. Who Invented tho hobblo skirt and why? Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, Had a wife and couldn't keep her, Put her In a hobblo skirt And then ho kept hex qulto Inert. 4. A man of marriageable ago has sufficient Income to maintain a wire or an automobile, but not both. ; Which should ho chooso and why? An automobile, because It Is cheaper cheap-er to buy a tiro than attire. 5. What Is tho funniest thing In tho world? Your employer's Joko. C. Qlvo a good example ot perpet-I perpet-I ual motion. Femlnlno fashions. 7. Suggest a better namo for Re-no, Re-no, Nevada. I Tho Great Divide. 8. Dcilne common sense. 1 Tho quality conspicuously lacking i in those who differ with us in poll-I poll-I tics, religion or baseball. E 9. Why is It dangerous to marry I a widow? I Is it dangerous for a man to marry mar-ry a woman? It Is. Is a widow most undeniably a woman? She Is. Then Is a man in daugor when ho marries mar-ries a widow? He Is. 10. How would you spend a million milli-on dollars to do tho least possible good? I'd buy some nerve for Teddy It., Some weight for William T., Then next fox Woodrow Wilson I'd get a Ph. D. Some kerosene for worthy John; For Goodwin, a new wife, And then I'd blow In all tho rest To buy good Jokes for Llfo. |