| Show GIRLS GIRLS' ADVISED TO 1 TIGHTWADS I A AVOID VOID I ORANGE N N. Man J J. J Jan 9 There I.-There There is 13 danger in marrying a tightwad the I IRe Rev Re Sayre Miller pastor tor of tho the WashIngton Washington Wash Wash- 1 I ington Street Baptist church here has warned tho the girls of at his congregation I The Tho minister then than specified two I kinds kinas s of at tightwads tho the slot machine variety and the cash register specIes The first hands over o dollars under exasperating protest while the other othel doles out one largo large sum and nothing for the longest time Tho The wife of at tho the slot machine husband hus hus- band Rev Miller said becom s th the tha slot He Ho drops a coin ir iq and nd gets a scant sup of at provisions for immediate im- im i mediate use Six months month after ho he says lys if ti nall all ull my mv earthly good I Ithee Ithee thee thoe end endow w. w she Is compelled to use Ue I to lo get 70 cents for the tho Ice Ice- man When the wife of the tho cash register husband asks aska for or more he ho says What lid did you do with tho the 10 I gave you tho other day He has a vivid memory moma mom mom- a Or ory of oC the amount but a wonderful tor forgetfulness of ot the Interval Under no circumstances should a ayoung ayoung young oun man get married unless ho knows how to play tho the game camo of at give giveand giveand Ive and take If U I were a wife and my husband pushed aside a dish I had prepared for him Id I'd bo be tempted to tu create a Charlie Chaplin s scene eno by dumping the tho dish on his head I 1 believe every man ought to bo ho compelled to spend one day a month doing the tasks of his wife Ho He would swear by noon that some J Joshua Joshua Josh osh- ua had caused the tho sun to stand still sUll |
