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Show Chips and Shavings Shav-ings From Lark Tbe many friends in. Lark of Miss Edith Klopenstine of Coppertield learned with sincere regret of her I death in Bingham on Sunday last. The people of the Bingham district will miss her cheery face and kindly disposition. Mrs. James McLaughlin of Boise, Idaho, will remain in camp for an Indefinite In-definite period as the guest of her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Atkinson. Atkin-son. An excellent dance was given at the Ohio club rooms on New Year's eve, under the auspices of the club. A large number attended and an enjoyable time spent. Marriott's orchestra of Bingham furnished capable music . In spite of a number of applicants for the position, it is understood Bill Kuphaldt, of the Ranch, has been appointed ap-pointed deputy sheriff of this camp. We congratulate young Bill on his appointment ap-pointment and. being a clean cut young man should make a proficient' peace officer. The Rev, Lester Fagan o the Bingham Bing-ham Community church preached at the little church here on Tuesday evening. The services were well attended. at-tended. Mr. and Mrs. W. Page and family of Riverton were the guests of Mr. and Mrs. JSdward Penpraze the past week. Jack Falshaw, who for a number of years mined in the Bingham district, recently left this state and is now in San Francisco recuperating, prior to a trip to the Antipodes. His many friends wish him every success. Mrs. Jennie Heidepreim and Miss Blair of Coppertield spent New Year's eve and day with Mr. and Mrs. John Steel. Both ladies are connected with the teaching staff of the public schools and are popular. We are indebted through the generosity gener-osity of the affable manager of the Bingham Mercantile Co., Mr. C. E. Adderley, for a copy or the 1921 calendar cal-endar sent out by his firm. It is serviceable, neat and handy. Tom Atkinson returned from Salt Lake City on Monday after a prolonged pro-longed Christmas vacation. The Misses Larson, Hanson and Piercey attended the Teachera' Educational Edu-cational convention at the tabernacle the past week. Did It Ever Occur to You That the operator coined several new words in the last week's edition? Did it ever occur to the Lark correspondent corre-spondent that "bum" copy and the proofreader are responsible for nine-tenths nine-tenths of the errors that get in ttjje paper? . . That Mac might have been the cause of putting on- the tight lid in Bingham? That Senator Standish should now be in a position to introduce a bill for the betterment of all the bachelor bunch, himself included. . That the initiated four spent their Christmas happily and without any regrets. re-grets. That if you broke your neck yesterday yes-terday there is no excuse for one try-I try-I ing the same proposition tomorrow. . That a low growl is the usual response re-sponse when one speaks of a brighter year coming? That joy will come when capital and labor can get together without mutilating muti-lating each other? That we would like to know whether the man who says skirts are to be longer is an optimist or a pessimist? That Mao slings the ink sometimes some-times without even a thought of the past or the future? That the family physician with kindly consideration, ay now place the vaccination marks on the girls, where they are obscure? That one reason for the belief that the world is growing no better fast, is. that more people get caught than formerly. for-merly. That we would like to know of any state in the Union who has its rights left? That Governor Edwards of New Jersey has had a bottle of whiskey i placed in the cornerstone of bis nv bank building. Maybe he thinks it will be safe from the prohibition officers there. I That no woman can be censured for wanting her husband at home before I midnight. , She did not marry him to become a' night watch. That if we could see ourselves as others see us we would need a saving sense of humor. That Januaary 1 last, according to statistics, 69 million gallons of whiskey whis-key were in storage, the latest reports re-ports specify 29 million gallons. There must have been a lot of sick people requiring medicine, as the permits for withdrawal were so worded to get away with 40 million gallons. |
