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Show WHY BOB VA3ANNOYED. " I Emptying of Golf Bag Made Embar- I rasslng Situation. I Youn Harwood'B Cousin Evelyn I hart. Invited him down to hor country I plnco to atop over tho holidays. Ho arrived J.ist beforo dinner, to And that I ho had left his golf clubs bohlnd him. I It was most exasperating; but his I cousin comforted him somowhat by promptly offering the ulo of her club3. I Tho next daj ho started early for tho I links with Evel;. n s husband, but In an hour ho was back again. "Woro tho I clubs so bad.?" h!io Inquired; "couldn't I you llulali tho ganio?" Ho nnsworcd I phortly thnt ho had not cured to finish I tho ganio of courso thcro was noth- Ing tho matter with tho club3 When B Evelyn's husband camo homo for I luncheon nt noon bho questioned him. I "What'H wrong with Hob, Ilonry?" nho I nsked; "didn't tho game go smooth- I ly?" Her husband chuckled. "It was I your clubs," ho explained. "I don't I wonder ho Isn't happy. Ho was pro- I paring to 'teo off' at tho hole In front I of tho clubhouse, with a lot of girls, on I tho veranda watching him. Ho picked I up your hag of clubs to tako out tho I 'driver,' but It was caught In somo I way, nnd ho turned tho bag upsldo down to shako It looso. Tho driver I tumbled, out then, nnd with It carao your fnlso fringe, your powder puff, your green veil, nnd that llttlo Ivory hundgla.iB you enrry around. Do you wonder lit h feelings aro somowhat bruised 7" Helper's Hngnzlno. |