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Show i The Peaceful Suburbs, "Sort of endless chain war with your neighbor, eh?" said the visitor visit-or from tho city., "How ls that?" "Well," replied tho suburbanite, "his chickens flow over tho Hedge nnd ato all my garden seed. I got even by getting n big tomcat, and the cat ato the chickens." "Ah, an 'eye for an eye,' eh?" "Yes; but it wasn't long before he got a bulldog and tho bulldog finished the tomcat." 'Great Scott! I suppose that ended tho feud?" "Not nt all I borrowed a catamount cata-mount from a wandering circus and that killed the bulldog. Now, if he don't get an elephant to finish tho catamount beforo I can roturn It to , tho Bhow I guess I'll come out win- ner." |