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Show An Oxford Man. Sir Charles Klrkpatrlck of tho visiting visit-ing English football team was drinking drink-ing milk with his luncheon In a Philadelphia Phil-adelphia hotel. "Milk Is n good drink," a visitor said. ''"Yes," ngreed the other, "and whenever I take It think of a curate In Surrey, near my Crawley place. "This curate had a small salary and 11 One lot of cows. Ho decided, therefore, there-fore, to open a dairy. So he rigged up n Httlo shop and bought a wagon, nnd on his sign his name appeared, 'John Vincent, M. A." He w.ib an Oxford Ox-ford man, you see, and proud of his degree. "But one morning ho overheard two farm hands talking before the shop. " 'Wot docs the "M. -A." mean on that there sign?' said the llrst. "'Milk 'Awker, o' course,' tho other answered." |