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Show To Tell If She Loves You. Somo one has Invented nu Instrument Instru-ment by which the quality of love mny bo mensurcd by observing tho exaggerated exagger-ated effect of the lover's presence on tho henrt action of his lady. Such wns tho announcement of tho Society for Electrical Development In d. scribing the workings of the "teleg-rnphone," "teleg-rnphone," an Instrument by the uso of which, Its Inventor declared, unhappy un-happy marriages would ho prevented. All that Is necessary to insure results, re-sults, the Inventor explained, is for tho doubt-torn swnln to adjust the device over the heart of his Intended, whisper n well-cnlculutcd word Into her ear and watch tho Indicator. If It flutters vlo-lently, vlo-lently, then all Is well und tho banns mny bo published, hut If not, beware I |