| Show Nearly ear Orders Potatoes On Phone We Ve hesitate to admit it but butIn butin butin in the Chronicle office there is isa isa isa a phone We have tried to l keep this Interesting fact a secret from the majority of the student student student stu stu- dent body for the reason that there thero is not time or room for forthe forthe forthe the majority of the student body to use this phone and the operator operator operator op op- has other phones to an an- Near this phone is a conspicuous conspicuous conspicuous con con- notice to the effect that the phone is not for general use In the face of ot these salient facts a strange and dashing coed coed coed co co- co- co ed minced rapidly past the Uton Uton- ian desk the student body desk and the Pen desk the other morning took up the phone from the tho Chronicle editors desk and transacted important business as follows Central please Yes Wasatch Wasatch Wa Wa- satch Yes Yes No Wasatch Wasatch Wa- Wa satch Yes Thank you your Hello Smiths Smith's grocery Well this Is Mrs at at- at East speaking Yes Yes Yes will you please take an order for mo me Yes Ready Well I want some sonic green onions Yes Ten cents worth Yes And how much much are potatoes They are Well never mind mind p potatoes t to to- day Ill I'll take a box of cornstarch cornstarch cornstarch corn- corn starch instead ad Yes Twenty- Twenty five cents Yes And have you any carrots Yes Are they fresh Well Vell Ill I'll take three bunches What's hats hat's that No I Continued on Page 3 MAID USES PHONE Continued from Pago Page 1 dont don't think I care for any of that today Yes Yes That's all I think Will you send those right t up Yes Good Goodbye bye Click went the receiver and we ima imagined ined the phone and theoffice the theoffice theoffice office would now bo ho freed from the strange presence but not so fast The receiver remained down only momentarily and then a girl friend was called and andall andall andall all the exciting details of a coming coming coming com com- ing matinee were enthusiastically enthusiastic enthusiastic- all ally and lengthily discussed As we resumed our customary place and calm after the tho ladys lady's exit somebody remarked Poor timid little creature Maybe she was so fussed she didn't see that notice |
