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Show Inter-Mountain Editorial Hilites Selected for Western Newspaper Uulou Service by It. A. C. and C. 13. W. A vaudeville actress recently made a hit In Kinmett by wearing a costutno that covered both her back und legs. Kinmett (Idaho) Kxanilnor. Taken nil In nil, the sixty-fifth congress con-gress hns been a pretty bad lot. Hut Just wait 'till tho sixty-sixth begins t.i function. Wlnneiiiucca (Nov.) Star. Hashing n bank book Instead of n roll Is now considered tho correct thing. A closed book doesn't dlscloso the smallness of one's wad. St. Anthony An-thony (Idaho) News. Few women have the qtnniina to keep from crying for something that can bo gotten from hubby by a few Judiciously shed tears. Hlnghani (Utah) I'rcss-Ilullctlo. Perhaps tho Ilolshevlsts think that as they havo lived without nbotit everything every-thing elso they can get nlong without money, too. Lots of peoplo outside of llussln pull through with very little. Carson City (Nov.) News. Mr. Harding had 7,000,000 more votes than Mr. Cox, although tho alter made 10 times as many specchcii. Perhaps next time some one will get 10,000,000 majority by making no speeches ut all. --Klko (Nev.) Free Press. Somo clectrlcnl workers In San Francisco aro taking n strlko vote ful-Icivlng ful-Icivlng refusal of tin company to In-crease In-crease wages. Winter ban not been so bad, but there') u hard spring ahead! Idaho Falls (Idaho) Times-Register. Wo read that In Franco liquor that Is made from primes Is named "p.iinell." Following the sniao lino of reasoning, It Is suggested that In this country Joy-Juice that Is mado from rnlslns might be nnnied "raise-In'ell." "raise-In'ell." Council (Idaho) Leader. Frisco's dry agent hns made requisition requisi-tion for a machine gun with which to guard two million dollars worth of booze In warehouses. And nt that doubtless many would brnve n machine Kim In the effort to secure n "mhot" or two. Pocntello (Idaho) Tribune. Can It bo that President-elect Until .ng Is showing his appreciation foi what happened politically to the solid south In tho lust general election, by so graciously nnd consistently helping to ndvertlso Florida and other prominent promi-nent southern localities? lluttc (.Mont.) Miner. Tho editor of tho News wns cou tinned about saying so much nbotit knockers In tho town. Kxcuso . me, brother, If (ho shoo pinches. Hut you must climb up with tho "boosters" or you will nlways havo the "pinch" coming. com-ing. If you me not n knocker, comment com-ment Is unnecessary. '(lunnlsoii (Utah) News. A vast deposit of volcanic cinder has been opened up two miles south of Kunn by tho coniiulsslopors of Itoad District No. 2, which, from all Indications, Indica-tions, s.eeins to havo solved tho questions ques-tions of road building In this vldnllj for some tlmo to come, ns has been demonstrated by the cinder road In Kunu. Kiiiiii (Idaho) Herald. Packer Swift says the cost price o( cattle ought to make meat attractive to consumers. Oh, It's nttrnctlve enough all right, llro. Swift, but so ure diamonds nnd pearls nnd pretty whl iwh. and lots of nlco things, but tho consumer bus not na yet met up with tho cost price of cuttle. Urlghnm City (Utuh) Journal. Why does not somo "freak" legislator legisla-tor endeavor to obtain cheap notoriety by framing a hill to prohibit tho use of automobiles. Tho number of persons per-sons killed annually by this vehicle of pleasure Is ten thousand fold greater than by the uso of tobacco and often tho youth, tho middle-aged and old aro rft.rted on the downward path by tho "vicious" habit of "Joyriding." Park City (Utah) lcecord. In splto of nil our, boasted twentieth twen-tieth contury civilization and Initiative only hero and there Is a man who dnro step out from tho materialistic groove aci nnnounco a new departure or a uew dlscovory. Itcccntly u so-called iistronomor" nnnouneod that conjunction conjunc-tion of stars with the now moon would tuise n mm upon tho enrth In the next four yours of twins, trlpluts and quadruplets. quad-ruplets. The reporter got ""nstrono mor" and "astrologer" mixed, for nr astronomer of today would dare mnkt such an uuiinuneenient. Anyunv, hou tho women will hate the meddling fe' low Louun (I'toh) Juurnnl |