Show JABBER and JUMBLES Who Vho said Fair and Warmer Author of that play you should be ashamed of or yourself At least it Is far beyond the comprehension of Coach Norgren Captain Brownie Wilson Vilson and the B. B V. V D. D artists to conceive anything anything anything any any- thing fair air or warmer about the weather The gym still awaits those athletically athletically ath- ath inclined Norgren and Wilson are tending the door No admission charged Utah in dire need of athletic clubs ran a h headline adline in a local newspaper the other day She is is' is also in need of authentic critics to write such articles r iSome of our students are growIng growing growing grow grow- ing shouldered round carrying the burden of time Basketball se season son at least sets th the scribes at work Here are some of the synonyms we have heard beard this year for our basketball team Hoop disciples knights of the wax floor hoop warriors quintet aggregation sphere Gagers scintillating scintillating scintillating lating hoop basket twinkling and oval oval oval ites Wonder Vonder how many new words the track season will bring Already Already Already Al Al- ready we admire such cognomens as cinder artists field dwellers heavenly habitats B. B V. V D D. D discIples disciples disciples dis dis- dis- dis knights of or the circuit and track and cinder paddlers Herewith is the roll of honor for the past hoop season Captain Lowell Romney Roger Van Pelt Homer Warner Varner Elmer Edward Sproull Wilford Romney James Smith Clarence Rudine King Daka Davis navis Clyde Dorton Clare Woodbury David Beal James Paul Steve Kerr and Ed Edward ward Clyde The state track meet is scheduled scheduled scheduled for some time In April or May 1 The following men will not compete Levinski Coveleski lenoskI Pop- Pop leski ewski Gadski and Old- Old It is rumored that one of our well dressed athletes would have Coach Norgren carry a tailor along this spring during baseball base base- baseball ball season to keep the bat-bag bat pressed The boxers boxer's one advantage over over the common mortal The high cost of living doesn't include cauliflower ears Coach Norgren to one of his basketball bas bas- basketball Hopefuls I want a man should be as light as a cork on his feet not under the hat Norgren has made his call for pitchers and announces he will call out the players a little later in the season Annette Kellerman recently appeared appeared appeared ap ap- in the movies here and Groesbeck says that Is about all she did appear In There may be spies inthe in inthe inthe the United States but the turnstiles turnstiles turnstiles turn turn- stiles show that none of them tried to spy on the the- University football games |