Show MORE COLONEL At tt first the kaiser merely flaunted His banners high and said he wanted wante I A continent But then he found that he lie was west less And now ambitious vain and restless He spreads his wings and cle cleans ns th the heavens And scuttles ships in sevens double-sevens And says hell he'll render bottles guest guest- gues t less The fhe ocean What can we we e think Now shall w we e ponder Or shall we let the kaiser wander And mud our our ur parlors with his war wa r boots hoots And nd scare our ration nation with his leis wl war hoots Has then the kaisers kaiser's power risen So that he Can be beFree Free FreeTo To grab our states and ca call l th thorn them m The United States State Parson When Mary was IWas a girlie in the days of ot 84 She used to shoot the Mohawks when they pounded at her door doo She used to walk a mile or two or maybe five live to church And Marys Mary's education was a book and birch Dear Mary l wore her dresses so they shaded oer o'er her toes And Marys Mary's collar ancho anchored ed near the summit of ot her nose Her beau he came on Sunday and they sang a hymn or two And Marys Mary's ma she hung around Until until un Un- til the twain were through Now Mary Iary is a ma herself and has hasa a little girl And little Mary Clary so they say Is what they call a it whirl The Mohawks are extinct so Mary Iary keeps a away wa Ehe Elle never goes to church because because- well Sundays Sunday's just a no day Now Marys Mary's education is a 1 bit lt of tea She wears her dresses loose and brief for Mary Iary would be free A V parlor rat on Sunday calls the tho rat and Mary dance While ma mn Is elsewhere dangling bait another to entrance |