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Show I NOT BRILLIANT, PERHAPS, j I j BUT ORIGINAL. j B Some pcopli uro K) ili'lirnlu B thai llioy enn't elmiifio lliuiv B minds without Inking cold. B They say that talk is cheap B hut il dopends on who you talk B !o and what you talk alout. 1 B. iwolloct talking to a young lady m about leu minutes over Iwenty- H live j ears ago and il has cost me B nil I could make ovor since. B A hard drinkor does not have H"' much uso for soil drinks. H Ono of our stingy citizens B thought to play a little trick on m his cow, o ho fod her sawdust B one ovening instead of hran. H Slio ate tho suwdnsl all right, m thinking that hor master was K too poor to buy hran on account m of tho hard times, hut whon he B: went to milk noxl morning she m gave down a quart of .turpontim- B and a bundle of lath. B "When I marry," said the B sweet young thing, "I intend to B marry an English dudo." "But B suppose you can't get an Kng- B lish dudo?" said her friend. B "Then A Yankeo Dudo I'll Do." B This is (he Fetibon of (ho year B when tho boys feci gallant and B the gals fool houynnt.- B In those hard times it is a H pretty oloso shave lor our harbors B to niiiko u living. B No wo i ul or thai mon'koys aro B iutolligoiit iiico thoy aro oducii- B ted in the highor branches. fl Thoro is ono good thing about B the toothachi, you don't havo to H go to a doctor to find out what B ails you. |