Show I The Grab Grab Bag Bag I IA A new course of embalming and sanitary science has been announced by one of our neighboring ties We hope Utah's spirit will continue continue con con- at its present present height No provision provision pro pro- provision vision need then be made for the dead ones ones 4 Kansas Kansas spectators are expected expected ex ex- to attend the game when when Kansas meets Missouri U. U One hundred hundred hundred hun hun- dred ushers will help seat the crowd a Any cop who would pinch a kid trying to get into a football game must have been born up grown-up or have a very poor memory Ex The lower classes of Vermont uni uni- hold an annual contest known as Proc Night Here is is' is isan an outline of the various events 1 Two hours of general hostilities during which time each class captures captures captures cap cap- tures as many of their opponents as possible At the end of the allotted time the count is taken taken each each prisoner counting one point for the class holding holding holding hold hold- ing him 2 A series of three Dummy Rushes The sophomores are given a dummy whose possession is contested contest contest- ed by the freshmen for three ten- ten minute periods 3 Three wrestling matches light medium and heavyweight divisions 4 A Keg Rush In this event twenty-five twenty men from each class attempt attempt attempt at at- tempt to roll a keg of sweet cider across their opponents' opponents goal King Dodo Dodo Ick Ick what kind of water do you like best Rutherford Why Rutherford Why spring water o of f course King Dodo Dodo And And why Rutherford Oh spring wa water er doe nt jar my system so badly University of An Washington An pound eight cow shark weighing pounds has been added to the equipment equipment equipment equip equip- ment of the department of zoology of the University of Washington It will be used in the study of comparative comparative comparative zoology The parasites on its skin will also be studied by the zool zool- The shark was given to the university by R. R R. R Jones of West Seattle who caught it near Alki Point in Puget sound Two hours were consumed in landing the fish The University Argonaut Oswald Oswald-Chauncey Oswald Chauncey you ou are a perfect perfect per per- feet Jackass Chauncey ChaunceY-Aw ChaunceY Aw no my deah boy none of us are perfect you know A The Pater Pater-I Pater I never told lies when I was a ahoy OY The Kiddie When Kiddie-When When did you you begin d dad dad d Puck In a Safe Place First Undergraduate Undergraduate Have Have you telegraphed telegraphed tel tel- to the old man for tor money Second Undergraduate Undergraduate Yes Got an answer Yes I telegraphed the governor Where is that money I wrote for and his answer reads In my pocket Miami Student Genuine I dont don't believe the war films we saw last night were taken at the fron front t. t Of course they were didn't you notice the bullet holes at the end of oC each reel reel Miami Miami Student 8 A Growing Friend I Friend I understand that your practice is getting larger Young Doctor Doctor That's That's true My patient has gained nearly ten pounds in the past few weeks Boston Boston Evening Eve fling ning Transcript Ever Hear This Curious Youngster Youngster Say Say father Cather haven't you ou got two wives Father Why Father Why no child Why C. C Y Why Why the Bible says married married mar mar- ried reed Anno Domini 1885 Ex The Mean Thing Young Man Man Man-Is Is anyone taking you out to dinner tonight Maggie expectantly expectantly No Young Man You'll Man You'll be awful hungry by tomorrow wont won't you Being all lit up doesn't necessarily nece necessarily make one a shining light in inthe the community |