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Show . ABOVE THE HOTEL SERVANTS. Now Arlntocmor of Help Which Lire Apurt In lllg Iloateirlra. With the ndvemt oC tho big new ho-fcels ho-fcels uptown there has arisen a new aristocracy, which is about as amusng as most. American aristocracies ore.. It is tike aristocracy, of help. It wears its masters' ami mistresses' clothing, eats in a dining-room by itself awl, trying to ape the manners of its employes, gives an exhibition to amuse gods and moo. Passing thedining-room inhabited by theso haughty ones recently a reporter heard a snatch, of thiei conversation indulged in-dulged in by the knights and ladies of Alio boudoir, theso gentlemen's and ladies' la-dies' ladies: "Kindly pawsc the buttah." "Btig pahdong." "A little of tihe. butter, if you please." "Why, certongly. It's a little passce, that butter." "Indeed. Doyou think so? I thought theru was something oil color in the taste, donU you know." "Anything going on in town, Tom?" "Not a dom thing, me boy, not a dem thing." "Your mawster goin' abroad this year?" ".Mo oh, you mean Allie. Yes, 1 dessay. Ilu usually goes to get u closer, you know. Deucid good dresser, Allie ii' just me own size, too but don't know much. All! if I had his allowance, now!" "You'd cut a wide nu, James, tee bee." "Well, I'd try and not disgrace me' mime. Miis Marrie, haw haw." "i liwiii Uus suvvants aro kicking up a devil of n row over their grub. Poor creaturewl I'd rather die right off than lw u hotel ..suvyiMit. However, they're ii'OBtly rriah them 's isn't Germans wvit don't, make much ditl'euee what you feed 'om. Any UiiVgr frith potatoes, I guess. Haw, haw." "lice, iliee." , . And to, with light converge und bright rnillur.v, the pristo'-rney of help br'vrhl-ens br'vrhl-ens Hie tedium of dinnor.N. Y. World. , ''"'t ' ,' . |