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Show A Safe OITer. Enterprising Hoy (who reads tbo pa per) l'addcr, a button manufacturer nt llarmcn vill pay 8W0 to ulTery man killed in a railway accident If ho rear tlx of dose buttons vat he bell. Parent (n clothing dealer) Dat's goat. I make mo dnt advertisement right uvay. I stbamp my namo on all to' pints-buttons, und I vlll olfcr SJ50 every dhnu a enstonn r trots billed on a railroad if he vcni my pants mil six ol ivy butt ms on. "6,ib! "so many gets killed. It cost you" "It ro,l me ixuldlngs. Doe bullous Vil tly off v ile do t ualumer 1 1 running tr juteh Oat te.ilu." -Oood M: wh. Rmti.Lt.l.if Turned t'p. Kind l.al.v - Wly do jou stand horc so long, my pjor m'tn? Trainp--l'm vvditln' for something to to turn up. ' Kind r.udy -I'd llko lo help jou, but I can't. I lure b fivo cents, all tho vchnngo I have. Trnmp Ih.-nkeo, mum. Kind Lady Do you think nnythlng will turn up? . Tramp Yes, Indeed, mum. Pollor ! mc around tho corner, mum, an' you'll co n beer glass turn up, Good News. |