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Show CLEVER REPORTEn lloir (lua In riillailalphla Inllttin Vra rf-MliMI. No ono not 111 Uft1 "Hd h.is nnv idea of tho resources" whLU a r .l i , imrti r hns ni)ivadnyto mpliiv in obt.iiuiiur biformntkin of ttilne t" the puiille. Moino of those nlittt news "itAicrors nro not as aorttpttloiftlns mtfnt lie dednvl. One of thlnclaasi Is evidently iilln.U d to by the l'hlliuJriphlti lteeirl In this numbing lnflkkint: There wns n mtK-t-ing of wholeaxdu liquor tlealers tbo othef night on (Hmr.1 aroitiie, nnd nil tho newspaper olllecs n..n- not Hied of theetcntby posthl curd. Sneh newv paper, r.a Is otiatomary. sent a roiiorter A reil-nosetl person, pnflinr at. n big oignr, stood lit tlie door liefore the m -cling bitfan nnd loudly announced thnt no reportor.1 would lie admitted. Ono roiiorter, who will lie bennl nf nnn of these drtys In the world's fame corner, cor-ner, lit n cigar, cocked Ids hat o.i r hi left eye and was never eluillonged by the man nt tho door. The liquor dealers deal-ers wore bavliig n grcut luugh when the reporter took a sent In the ball, to tho discomfiture of the newspaper men. One big, fat man with poeltets bulging with Information clipped from tbo daily papers, loudly denounced the newspapers, but a few minutes later he loudly nppluudcd a nent speech In which the reporter outlined a campaign for the liquor dealers. The reporter took the reins of leadership In hl hands, nnd was doing right well, when the rod-nosed sentinel bolted Into the room with tho statement that a newspaper man had gotten Into the meeting. Tlio statement created Intense excitement, excite-ment, which was only quieted when tho reporter climbed on u chair and pointed out the fat man ns tlio culprit. cul-prit. Tho latter protested, but despite this fact was thrown bodily from the room, and the reiKirlor stayed in nnd made suggestions which wero nil adopted, - - , |