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Show y THE MODERN WOMAN.V V Washington Itrl.lo Outllnra the. Untie filio Owoa to Hnelety. i( ' "Nolllo, dear," began young Mr, Towors H tohlsbrldo, who bail just como In from aa H early conntltulionul, "you" t H "llolcn, If you please, dear. Ixittis begin H llfo In good form; Nolllo U obsoleto " i H "Well, then, Helen, I'd llko to havo you H drlvo with mo after breakfast." ' H "Imixjsslblo, William; nt 0:30 I proctlco '1 with tho pulleys and weights." " H 'Well, ten will do." , H "At ten I begin muscular exorrho, the neck and chest movomont and anklo cxer else" 'H "Eleven, then" "At It 1 tako my Turkish, which bring tno homo to lunch with you utiiSO," I "llicn surely, dear" H l "Uow Inconsldernic, dear. I havo an en? H gagoment with tlio manlcuro at two sharp, H and nt3:30 tho lady who docs my hair and H complexion-" ii'iM 1 "OooJ heaven-, you don't mean" tti H "That I uuutor bleuoltiny hulr. O,no; but It la now customary for ladles to put their hair out tn regular artnts, massaga H and oit and oloctrlo ttccdlos, you know, to strengthen tho facial muscles, pravont wrinkles and roniovo supcrlluous hairs." tt "llut you're pretty enough " " H "Onoust bo Iwiutlful, William. Mora H iarotUncaH li paso. At thrco o'clock I play H tennis, which cubs Into action and davclups H ono sot of muscles. At four I mount tho H trlcycla for tho samo reason, l'rom flvo to H six I go through my posing ordrawing-room H exercises, and aftordlnnor" H "Will you go with mol" . H I "Woll, perhaps', but this Is my raw voal H evening" H "IUwvcall What on earth-" H I 'Stupid boy. Ot courso you'vo noticed H I that I wear n mak every day to koop from H tanning, and wear glovoa orery nlghtt but H tho raw veal laid over ona'a faco for two or I thrco hours Is only nn occasional" ,,- n H I "llut, Helen," In horror, "do )ou never do any thing but this all tho year round!" "fioosol of ooursa this moroly bnppons to bo my physical culture day; to-morrow Is society day. I rocolvo and glvo myaolf up to society vltltora and tho club. Wcdnos H day Is church day. I hunt up worthy poor,' H arrango Hunday-school picnics, visit tho W. H O. T. U., Foreign Missions, Daughtors of H tho King mealing, nnd huro tha minister H and wlfo to dinner. Thursday I dovoto to H lltoraturo and politics. I read, wrtto, attend H nauffragu mooting or lecture on literature, H thoosophlcnl or science subjects. Friday Is H art day. This tiroo I devoto exclusively to H art, to palnUng, modeling In clay, or In tho H search for nntlqucs and In tho study of H ceramics. Halurday I glvo up to my dross H maker and tho study of fabrics, tones and H draperies. You will notloo tho dreck H moilel " .,v H "Woll, Mrs. Towors, will you toll tuowbat H tlmo Is left for mol" . m,.., - H "Oh, you, William I Why, I had forgot- H ten ; but then," cheerfully, "I'm never busy H af lor church Hundnys. That tlmo is wasted L any way. Wo enn always Imvo Bunday H aftornoons, except tho tlmo 1 dovoto to H homo duties." ,r- H A modorn woman Is a martyr, concludes H the Washington Post, and sbo rarely has an H haar for hor cwu oulurmcnt. .. H |