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Show Badly Mixed. "I'll tell you how it is," said the wild-eyed wild-eyed patient to an asylum physician: "1 met ayonng widow wttli 11 grown-up daughter audi married that widow. Then my father met my stepdaughter nnd man led her. That mado my wife tho inother-ln-lw of her fnthcr-ln-luw and made my stepdaughter my stepmother, step-mother, nnd my father became my step-eon. step-eon. Sec?" "Then my stepmother, the stepdaughter step-daughter of.nywife, had a 0011, That boy was, of courte, my brother, hecnusu ho wns my fathci's son, but he wusulso the sou of my wife's daughter, and therefore her grandson That made me grandfather of my stepbrother Then my wife had n sou. "My mother-In- law tho half-sister of my son, Is also h!3gratidmother,-bciause he is her son-in-law 'echlld. My father is the brother-in-law of my child, Le. cause the boy's half-sister is Ills w ife. I mi tlie brother at my own son, who is also tho child of my grandmother. M) wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm my own grnndfather--niid I can't stand It Truth. |