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Show Tho r:nl happiness of life cannot be bought with money, nnd the poor may have It as well ns tlie rich. Persian I'ro-verb. I'ro-verb. "Allow nn, mademoiselle, to piosent this to you, V "No, no, I do not w ish to accept n present." "It is a volume of my jionies." "Ah, tlmt is different- I could not hn pcimltted you to givo me anything of value." ISoslou Journal. Fond Purent Goodness, how you look child. You uro soaked. Franlie l'lease, pn, 1 fell into tho canal. ca-nal. Fond Parent What, with your new trousers on? Frankle I didn't liae time, jmja, to take 'cm off. Honton Homo Jouriud. If n woman looses nn old brass pin she .lalms it was valuable nan keepsake Atchison Globe. The expectations of lifu depend on diligence; nml mechanic thitC would per-jeet per-jeet his wo V. must sharpen his tools Confucius, Husband (musingly) Yes. times are, very, very dull. Wife (quickly)Then I'll.bet I'm not to get that new fall lmt I 'Don't bet, Maiy; don't bet. If I hadn't you would have been In posses- ' eloit of that hat before tills time." New York Pres. , Willi a great ninny men a bar room is like i counterfeit bill. They a.o unable. ' to pass it, , |