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Show A Dollar. (Sccno: Country school In 1000 A. D.) Teacher Hoy what's a dollar? Pupil An chisltc bubble, very easily blown. T. Wrong, noit. What's .n dollar? P. A porous plaster to heal nil wounds. T. No: next. What's a dollar? P. A tiny thing, which somo people bring bo close to llielr eyes that it obscures ob-scures heaven and bell. TvNot quite. Next. Whals n dollar? dol-lar? P. God! T. Pretty near. Next. What's a dollar? r. Eleven cents worth of Bllvcr and sLrlghty-nlno rents worth of politics. 22,'ject. Go "PtljJ; (Mnko a nijte) That boy is n futSrr publican legislator from n kid-glove New Yoik district. Watch his career. ca-reer. ThcjlItmtlalM. |