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Show FUN ON THE FLY. tr Isn't the "Highly" poet who Is responsible re-sponsible Xor nil tho fugitive verses, llocloD Courier. I ir amy young man want to find out vvh.it the w ild vvuvue aro saying1 lot him go to w.i - l'icuyune. A uin iii.ni pronua most when ho gets atok bccauic ihore to more of him to suffer. suf-fer. A Uhifrtn Globe "WltUL, I'll be lcicUoil."n tho football said when ho hejrtl that tho collrgo had oiicuod. -Uuffulu i:.prCM. "AuTiiiiNa new on fool?" "Yes." "What In It?" "Our bnby. IIo's just lenruwl to walk." Lavvrcnco Amerl-cuu. Amerl-cuu. Tin: women nro now permitted to voto on the Islo of Mun, nnd will proti-nbly proti-nbly chungo tho iiamo of tho pluco If they c-au muster n majority. Unllus Sewn. "Wirx you Imvo another cup of coffee?" cof-fee?" tho landlady asked tho boarder. He shook his head. "Tho spirit la willing," will-ing," ho aald, "but tho colYco la weak." N. Y. Press. "WfiM.," said tho jrood-naturcd innn, :ih he sat In thu restaurant, "that Is a most neeoiitmodatlng waiter. Ho probably prob-ably thinks I am not hungry, and Is wiiltlng for mo to got an appetite" Washington Star. Mauii "MIsh l-'lynt is to bo marrlrd In (iroat atylo Tuesday night." Agnes "Who U the luoky man?" "I can't Just recall hU name, but It la tho ono fho Isn't going to marry." hit r Oacnii. "I'AUKKn'u flro Insurance policy cov-en-d tho coal In his cellar, nnd tho other day, juut for n joke, ho put In a olelm for nil tho ooal liu'd burned." "What did tho company do?" "Had l'arker arrested for iuion." N. Y, Sun. |