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Show THE fJEAUON'S SMILCS. Mns. DkI'i.at "What is that horrid smell?" Mr. I)eI1iit--"I Judge from the odor that it's one of llinso inIoiIosm oil stoves." l'Assi:xai.tt-"(onihu'tor, why don't you cull out the station!, plainer.'" Con-diiclor Con-diiclor "bay, thlb road don't hire mo for no oloi-utiiiulsi! Sec?" I.llTi.i: Limn "Mamma, what's u pool house" Mnmiuu "A poorlioiise, lMlth. Is un imaginary plate of pap.i'n, where ho Intends residing noxt vieelt " Dll. KlI.I.1.51 "Did thcmedlelnel s it to your husband cause him lo test eusy?" Mrs. Widderweeds lullyi-"Yess lullyi-"Yess unless tin' mcdlenl sluitenls have ,UI.Hf4.rtl tilmr" - - . - "Tills Is regular nightmare wealher," said Jorum yeslerduy. "How do jim ninku that out '" usked 'Juniiiiii. "Why, It's o(tiliio.inctial, ' iiiiswvred .lorum with u hori.e laugh Wi.NKl.n--- I underi.tand thnt (he lady next to you Is ti line mukleUn " lllnkle "llh" Wlnlile --Thev say sho composes." com-poses." lliuUlc -'liteat Cesar, no! Hie discouipuses oveiybody in Iho Hut " A Km.t' itoi-h Daughter. Old gentleman gentle-man nt hoadot stall ."Kail v. ain't it tlmo to goto lied" Mnlly ' os, fa-thei fa-thei deal, don't put it off unothvr minute. min-ute. Youi heultli, jnit know, is nut to-bust to-bust ' rt-jo "Are you rutting tlio sensation sensa-tion uillclos out of (list paper before taking It homo to youi wile and dauk-lors" dauk-lors" Hanks (luiudlliig (ho sheurs). "No; I'm cutting out the mlllinei.v ml-verlUe-nenls." Illums, "Awl I saw theio u curious nftulr. Itoally, I can't describe It K hadn't tho likeness of auytlilnir Hihi-Ii. In heaven above., or that U in the earth beneath, or that Is in the watei under the eaith" 1'iigK Oh, I tee. It ivus n I'rizc cup won In some ynchl race. ' Ani-.it tlio euitlupiako at Isclna. they dislnturred nn olil woman, uulititineil. "God bless yon"' she eiivil, as they helped hor out; -'but for pilyV bdku, ' she added, Impetuously, "dig a Utile deeper and buve roy " "What' Is there anyone else nllvo Uuie'' ' th.'y in-fpilred, in-fpilred, anxiously ' My h"n' ' eonllii'ied the old dume. |