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Show TUN TOR THC MCN fOLKS. ' Qi'i I'll rrlllers. women Is," said Clicle ileldel. "When one nf 'rmstaits ill to Rit a mini alt the ntlii 1-1 tiles to bend her off. an' then, won ns she (jits him. they all tuin round and help her lo iiianat,'o lilm "- Indhimipollii Journnl I'i NkUii'l; "I must t-legnipli Kmlly niv ruihwer." Helen "Nluil blinlljou say?" IVnelnpe "Vrs" Helen "Voil eon send ten word-, (01 tin- same money mon-ey " And 1Viio!oh wired as follows: "I have decided lo do ah you have ie-(jut-tied me " N. Y Hrenlug Sun "I sii.vi r die hnppy," said 1111 explilne; luibband In his wife, who wni. Wreilug dutifully at bis bedside, "if you pionilhe not to inniry Hint object of my uneeiib-lng uneeiib-lng jealousy, your cousin Clmrleh," "Malte youisclf quite eni,y, love," Mild the expeetant widow, "1 run engaged to his biollier." Hocliester Tnlibuiau, ' Don't you think you would make more in;my uud enjoy better health in doing housework?" "Yes, I rather think I would." nnsvvered the "saleslady." "sales-lady." And yet your fnlbo pride" "Oh, pride has nothing to do witli it. I don't want to be bossed by another woman, Hint's nil." Indianapolis Jour- H..1 ' |