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Show NORWAY HOT AS CHICAGO. Han In Open Car Tails Seal Tacts About Coolness ot northern north-ern Country. "It's funny how people talk without knowing what they are talklnc about," said tho'man on the end seat of a Chicago open car. "Halt an hour ago I heard a man saying he'd like to be In Norway Just now' to get cool." "Welt, Isn'tlt cool there?" waa asked, "I was there Just a ear ago this ttmo and In one day there wore 1C cases of sunstroke in tho town wTiore'l was stopping stop-ping and, that same ntj?ht three prisoner) in the lockup were bitten to death by mosquitoes. Ice was 20 cents a pound, with little to be had, and I walked two miles to buy a glassful of lemonade and then found It scalding hot. "No. ajr-e-e. Don't you do any longing for Norway. You Just eat a hearty boiled dinner, take two glasses of hot scotch and then get an ond seat on a car and lot her go Gallagher Galla-gher and keep your palm fan a-wavlng. This hotness is alt Imagination. You won't make more than one round trip before you'll want to get home and turn-bio turn-bio Into a feather bed and draw a pair of woolen blanktts up to your ears." |