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Show LAUGH AND BE GLAD HERE ARE THE HUMORS OF LIFE IN 3MALL TABLET8. Boy's Practical Idea of a Tangible Object Excellent Footpath far File Too Much Superstition Drve Sleep From Romantic Maiden. Worth While. Passenger (on trunk lino of ralb way) Somehow the scenery along hero looks different from what It Tised to. Conductor Yes; tho road used to run around this hill. We go through It now, In a deep cut. It cost the company com-pany $50,000 and two months' work to make tho cut, but It shortens our running run-ning tlmo nearly threo seconds. Chicago Chi-cago Tribune. Looking at Himself. "Wo had qullo a prominent actor as a guest at our houso the other evening." even-ing." "Gracious! didn't you Hnd It hard to entcrtnln him?" "Oh, no, we Just handed him a bunch of photograph) and hit own was among them. Ho amused hlw-elf hlw-elf for hours." Which Can Be Touched. "What Is meant by something tangible, tan-gible, pa?" "Something thnt you enn touch, Eon." "Then it is another name far an easy mark." The Whole Thing. "Yes," said young Benedick, "we went to Niagara Falls on our honay moon. Just as soon as we got off the trnln my wlfo and I walked rlcbt orer to sco tho falls." "Magnificent, oh?" remarked hicks, "You bet! You should have soen all I the men rubbering at her we I walked along." . v Not an Athletei, ,,, "How'ls Jlgloy'a boy making out at tfojloge?"- . "OhJhd"-lBriT amounting to,?rauclr there." "Why, I heard he was maklnc sreat progress with his studies." "That's Just It. He spends all his time trying (o acquire an education." Preparing for the Wedding. "I Hiippose." said the facetious stronger, "watching a workman spread a carpet from tho church to tho curb, "that's tho high road to Heaven you'ro fixing thero?" "No," replied tho man, "this is merely a bridal path." No Wonder. "Where Is Charlie Blower, the cornet cor-net player?" "Studying abroad." "Who advised him to go bo fur to study," "All of his neighbors." Cloveland Plain Dealer. Superstitious. "Mother, what sort of n sign Is It when you dream that you are married!" mar-ried!" "Thoy say that dreams go by contraries, con-traries, my dear." "Mother, I'll bo afraid to go to sleep now." . i , Keep Off the Grass. Juniper Say, Jimmy, como up hep im the path; the air Is much liner, unjl It's smoother walking. ( A Sure Cure, '-Jones What's good for the toothache? tooth-ache? mllh Walk about halt-way to the nearest dentist's. Judge. f. New Letter In the Alphabet 5Motlior (who Is teaching her child thjj alphabet) Now, dearie, wbt comes' after r? STho chUd Whlr.1 Judee. i |